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Clunge-Grunge

Mopy, emotional Indie or rock music for girls e.g. Train or Death Cab For Cutie
My girlfriend was in a bad mood so she curled up on the couch and listened to some Clunge-Grunge.
by Shaun W November 9, 2014
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Completely Clunged

To have tasted and fucked an adequate (but hopefully impressive) amount of clunge.

Must not be confused with simply 'clunged' which is to only have had sex once.
Man 1: Dude, are you still a virgin?

Man 2: Nah mate, I shagged Vicky last night.

Man 1: Ahhh man, you've clunged! I'm cooler than you though, I've had three clunges already.

*60 years later*

Man 1: (old man voice) Alright Horace, how you doing man?

Man 2: (old man voice) FUCK YOU JIM, I've shagged 76 women! I am Completely Clunged!

Man 1: (old man voice) Ah, I've had 77.

Man 2: (old man voice) (angry) Shit... (shouts) NURSE! Come in here a moment! I need some....assistance!
by manyperson August 10, 2009
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Foamy Clunge

A clunge that is dripping whiteish liquid due to extreme sexual arousal.
Jen: Ohh Roger you are getting me so excited with your tongue
Roger: I can tell Jennifer, you've got a right foamy clunge, its all over my beard.
by Lloydie999333 July 2, 2009
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Clunge punch

to fist a female :)
1: yo bluv, how far did you get with that girl?
2: I took her home to clunge punch that hoe!!!
by Clungepunch lover! July 3, 2009
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Clunge Chunks

When you're poundin' some pussy and you get those little bits of gooey stuff that just appear
mate she had bare nasty clunge chunks, they were all in my pubes
by lezbenham May 6, 2011
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Clunge froth

A cunt that has been fucked so hard that it releases a frothy clunge. The froth usually forms a skin over the clunge and becomes sticky.
Sarahs cunt started squirting out clunge froth. it got everywhere and I couldn't get it off me! Said tom.
by Funnyshite December 25, 2017
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clunge quarry

Etymology: A compound < clunge + quarry

1. An extremely large vaginal cavity
His massiveness was only flailing about within her clunge quarry.
by Martin Van Burin January 27, 2011
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