Completely Clunged

To have tasted and fucked an adequate (but hopefully impressive) amount of clunge.

Must not be confused with simply 'clunged' which is to only have had sex once.

Man 1: Dude, are you still a virgin?

Man 2: Nah mate, I shagged Vicky last night.

Man 1: Ahhh man, you've clunged! I'm cooler than you though, I've had three clunges already.

*60 years later*

Man 1: (old man voice) Alright Horace, how you doing man?

Man 2: (old man voice) FUCK YOU JIM, I've shagged 76 women! I am Completely Clunged!

Man 1: (old man voice) Ah, I've had 77.

Man 2: (old man voice) (angry) Shit... (shouts) NURSE! Come in here a moment! I need some....assistance!

by manyperson August 11, 2009

Clunge-Grunge

Mopy, emotional Indie or rock music for girls e.g. Train or Death Cab For Cutie

My girlfriend was in a bad mood so she curled up on the couch and listened to some Clunge-Grunge.

by Shaun W November 9, 2014

Clunge punch

to fist a female :)

1: yo bluv, how far did you get with that girl?
2: I took her home to clunge punch that hoe!!!

by Clungepunch lover! July 3, 2009

Clunge Chunks

When you're poundin' some pussy and you get those little bits of gooey stuff that just appear

mate she had bare nasty clunge chunks, they were all in my pubes

by lezbenham April 16, 2011

Foamy Clunge

A clunge that is dripping whiteish liquid due to extreme sexual arousal.

Jen: Ohh Roger you are getting me so excited with your tongue
Roger: I can tell Jennifer, you've got a right foamy clunge, its all over my beard.

by Lloydie999333 July 2, 2009

clunge quota

1. Number of desirable women in a given situation.
2. Amount of fanny taken on by a man in a given time period.

1. Jeff to Bob: "Okay, so you've told me all about your new job, but you haven't mentioned THE most important thing... what's the office clunge quota?"

2. Ted received a lot of stick for exceeding his clunge quota for the year.

by hairygunt September 25, 2010

clunge quarry

Etymology: A compound < clunge + quarry

1. An extremely large vaginal cavity

His massiveness was only flailing about within her clunge quarry.

by Martin Van Burin January 27, 2011