Formed from combining existing expressions 'Bruv' & 'Blud'.
Slang term for friend or sly joke to be said to your stereotypical 'Rude-boy' in greeting. Not only too cheekily make fun of ridiculous appearance and expressions, but also get away with it.
"how's it goingbluv"?...
"s'up bluv"!...
"this shit's of the hook bluv"!...
"Bluvv" is a cross between the two words "Blud" and "Bruv".
"Come to lesson Lois" said Sandra
"Naa Bluvv" said Lois
"What?" asked Sandra
"I was going to say bruv and then started to say blud."
They both then laughed and walked into cars.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.