a clown

someone who could makes everyone but can’t find a single soul to make them happy

he’s a clown

i’m a clown

by stupidsoul July 9, 2020

clowne

A large village in Chesterfield. Derbyshire. Clowne is homage to the nationally renowned and praised Heritage School where all students strive to smoke the biggest joint. Upon entering the centre of Clowne, you will be greeted with a good old fashioned upper class Tesco, a Wilkinsons and finally an Aldi. Going past Aldi will take you to what used to be the local skate park for local youths to pal about on and generally just have a fun time. Just up from the skate park is "Kebab shop lane" which as the name suggests, is filled with kebab shops and a little corner shops that runs paper rounds. If you are caught on this road without a standard issue kebab, you will be breaking the local authority's laws. Also in the centre there are 2 pubs to be found, The Nag's Head and The Anchor. The Nag's Head is a timeless classic for comedy LADS and drinkers alike whilst The Anchor maintains a more rather civilized approach to drinking. If you are caught in this area after the time of 11pm, you will likely be offered a fight with the winner's reward being a chicken chow mein from Ma's kitchen just across the road.

Oi nah I've heard people from Clowne are well ard
Wanna pop up to Clowne on the weekend and have a kick about?

by definitionjar August 25, 2016

Clown

To put one's scrotum in a girl's anus and then to procede to put your penis in her vagina simultaneously.

Aww yeah Tone, clown on that bitch! She got a nutsack in her asshole, dick in the pussy!

by J Dubs September 4, 2006

Clown

The clown is a very unusal oral-sex tecnique it is where a girl or a guy is going down on a guy and right when they swallow you cum then you ticlke them and it comes out their nose.

"Dude you should have seen it her nose started to bleed after i clowned her ass"

by Draven Artos December 28, 2005

clowns

a person who acts stupid all the time and doesn't even know it.

Yo Marcus and Aaron been actin like some clowns lately.

by Doesn't matter February 11, 2005

Clown

A person who acts in a manner inconsistent with reasonable behaviour. Typically is well versed in skills like juggling, being a knob, unicycling, and dating towels.

My buddy Ryan hoob is a massive clown, and not even a well known clown. An amateur clown so to speak.

by The bui June 21, 2019

Clown

You , lookin at this rn , you a clown

“Hey look ima be a clown and click on this mans website link” bozo

by BozoOzzy July 2, 2019