The end of that pickle looks like it caught a jean zipper circumcision when they put the lid on that jar!
by The OTHER OTHER OTHER other gu January 27, 2025
by Excrushman January 12, 2025
When you super glue your homies foreskin to his sheets. He then gets morning glue…and…bam. College Circumcision.
by jacobmetz January 18, 2022
My Northerner uncle had a Canadian Circumcision back when he was a young lad. Not something you pussy here down south would do.
by CockleGobbler January 18, 2024
At the passing of 3 months (quarter year) you must have a fresh circumcision to be rid of your regenerating foreskin.
Circumcision is a medical procedure for males that involves removal of the foreskin. The procedure can be done for various medical, religious, aesthetic, or cultural reasons. For instance, it is common practice to circumcise newborns in Judaism and Islam.
While controversial to some as they may view it as genital mutilation or unnatural, it has been shown that circumcision can lower the risk of various STDs.
The procedure is most often done to newborns with permission from their parents. However the practice of adult circumcision is not uncommon. It can be necessary in cases of phimosis, a tightening of the foreskin, resulting in discomfort or gross unhygiene.
However, with the glans of the penis exposed, recovery can be lengthy and, even once recovered, friction with the area can be problematic.
While controversial to some as they may view it as genital mutilation or unnatural, it has been shown that circumcision can lower the risk of various STDs.
The procedure is most often done to newborns with permission from their parents. However the practice of adult circumcision is not uncommon. It can be necessary in cases of phimosis, a tightening of the foreskin, resulting in discomfort or gross unhygiene.
However, with the glans of the penis exposed, recovery can be lengthy and, even once recovered, friction with the area can be problematic.
Person A: Hey, I was wondering if you wanted to see eachother tomorrow, mabye go for coffee or something, have some lunch?
Person B: Nah, that's not gonna work out. I'm getting my circumcision tomorrow.
Person A: Oh. Well then. Maybe some other time?
Person B: I don't know, my penis is gonna be a bit sensitive for a while, I might have to put off any internal or external stimuli with my Johnson for at least a while, so I think I'll pass.
Person A: Oh. Okay.
Person B: Nah, that's not gonna work out. I'm getting my circumcision tomorrow.
Person A: Oh. Well then. Maybe some other time?
Person B: I don't know, my penis is gonna be a bit sensitive for a while, I might have to put off any internal or external stimuli with my Johnson for at least a while, so I think I'll pass.
Person A: Oh. Okay.
by MisterKY2004 May 21, 2020
Cutting off the top of the male genital for religious, rare medical, or puritanical(anti-masturbation) reasons.
Paul: Masturbating is great!
Tim: Masturbating is impossible for me, my parents decided I should have a circumcision because of some bogus a corn flakes nuthead made up.
Tim: Masturbating is impossible for me, my parents decided I should have a circumcision because of some bogus a corn flakes nuthead made up.
by fjolfberg June 14, 2024