circumcised

Bald, without helmet, roundhead muthafucka!
Mine got taken, now my Putz is in a jar somewhere!
Produces a nice ledge after years of masturbation, can give good clitoral pleasure when inverted

Bethells got a mushroom!
Say what?
Damn, rooms was robbed of his ambition when he was circumcised!!!!

by Chinky Park St Lover March 4, 2004

Hillbilly circumcision

When one puts their uncircumcised penis unerect into an empty beer can's drinking port, gets erect, twists and pulls.

Man, I heard heard (random hick name) did a hillbilly circumcision with (different random hick name).

by Evan6219 June 8, 2019

circumcised

NO/and or OWWWW

no...no.....NO.....AAAAAAHHHHHHH. damn it man that shit fuckin HURTS like a MOTHER FUCKER.

by ty February 13, 2004

circumcised

adj.
1. Uninteresting; boring or bereft of quality and value. Also: lacking in goodness or beauty.
2. Ultimately disappointing.

Quiznos closed before I could get my sandwich? That is so circumcised! or I'm of Baroque sensibility and I find Modernist Bauhaus aesthetic to be so circumcised.

by IanNYC July 5, 2006

West Virginian Circumcision

The method by which a penis or any part of a penis is removed by the involuntary bite caused by kicking in the jaw a person whom is currently engaged in the act of felating said penis.

"Hpw do you circumcise a guy from West Viginia?"

"I don't know, how?"

"You kick his sister in the mouth..."

"oh so that's a west virginian circumcision."

by The Roogle August 25, 2009

gekyume circumcision

gekyume circumcision is one of the biggest events on earth, gekyume circumcision will take place on a jahcoin while a chain saw in use to cut that cringe ass foreskin off.

"Yo bitch we gotta get to that gekyume circumcision" said Mohammad to Jesus

by ogaboga911 February 14, 2019

circumsized

having the tip of your penis cut off

Friend: dude did you know Nick was circumsized? Other Friend: yeah i know thats so weird... isn't that a jewish tradition Friend: then i guess hes a jew...

by th3mag1cman October 21, 2009