Chud

A chud is a manly looking woman and sometimes can be refered to as a dike or lesbian. also as the man in a lesbian relationship.

Amy: "she looks like a chud!"

Amber: "she must be the man in the relationship!"

by Amy Dixon March 5, 2009

Meaty Chud

A massive Turd, usually solid, one of those craps that stretch your arse like your giving birth y'know.

Oh maaaan i just took the biggest Meaty Chud on your mum!

by Gorbo June 12, 2008

Chud Baby

A baby who comes from unfortunate or nasty origins. Comes from the term for discarded semen often called chud. Used most often as an insult for someone you vehemently hate.

"Poor Tyrone... have you seen his chud baby? I heard he also has one fugly baby's momma on his back. Damn."

"Jacob is nothing but a fat chud baby- I hope he fails the LSAT."

by Michelle Tanner August 25, 2006

chud-vapour

It's a fart thats well dirty it comes from the word chud
It can smell so bad that it may knock you out

That guys chud-vapour was nasty
Did u smell that chud-vapour it nearly knocked me out
That chud-vapour smells like a dirk
Oiii brad that chud vapour was nasty go back to jean city and get ur beatlist

by Berty,Kurty,Dirk and Ahmed July 9, 2010

wash the chud

When the police drive by a dirty chud and hit a big mud puddle in an attempt to wash him off.

Man, it rained hard last night. Let's go out and wash the chud today.

by Hermkop September 4, 2006

Chud

The true patriot at heart. Characterized by a healthy love of beer, sports, no-homo bonding, and all things American

Oh man, her dad is such a chud. I aspire to be like him.

by DARBIE October 22, 2008

Chud

This is a tard....which is the same as a chud.....so tard and chud are the same thing basically.

Its a big meaty chud.....just lick the chud dip it shake it and suck it.....its a big meaty chud

by Jonny Gourlay May 12, 2007