Chris Christie Yourself

When you're a popular governor, who is on track to be the front runner to challenge the incumbent president, but you screw yourself over with a vindictive use of your power.

This is in reference to the Bridgegate Scandal in 2013, when New Jersey Governor, Chris Christie, shut down the George Washington Bridge in order to punish the mayor of Fort Lee, New Jersey, for not supporting him in the 2013 gubernatorial race.

Wow, taking away Disney World's autonomous status is a quick way to Chris Christie Yourself, Ron DeSantis

by Casual Historian April 25, 2022

Chris Christie

One of Trump's biggest enablers, an absolute slimeball with the backbone of a popsicle

Vote for me,
Chris Christie,
PO Box 963,
New York City,
New York State,
10108

by Aunt Tifa Lockhart November 22, 2020

Corpus Christi crop duster

When a female either farts or queefs and the gas smells like the Gulf of Mexico.

Wow Ashley is a Corpus Christi crop duster!

by John Doe357 November 4, 2013

Christi

One of the moms on Dance Moms from seasons 1-4. She was known to be critical of Melissa and others. She left when Abby made fun of her daughter’s eye.

Christi- “We’re here, you know Mellisa’s here, and Jill’s like a whole nother level”

by anonymous December 14, 2020

Chronic Christie Deficiency (CCD)

Chronic Christie Deficiency (CCD) is a non-contagious infection that usually attacks the main nervous system, it is contracted from prolonged exposure to the human species Homo Chrisus, or the individual called "Christie Nonna," it slowly cripples the inflicted with constant thoughts of Homo Chrisus.

Some early symptoms may include:
- Separation anxiety from Homo Chrisus
- Hearing Homo Chrisus' voice during immense periods of silence
- Tiredness and Fatigue when not in a room with Homo Chrisus

If left untreated, CCD might cause:
- Tiredness and Fatigue
- Constant desire to worship Homo Chrisus
- Obsession
- Insomnia

Treatment of CCD is simple and quick, consisting of physical hugs and kisses from Homo Chrisus

"That guy looks kinda tired lately, is he okay?"

"He got Chronic Christie Deficiency (CCD), pretty bad too"

"Damn..."

by MusicOjiisan May 21, 2022

boxing christy

boxing christy (n)
origin : miss lil christy nice attempt on scoring a nice A in physical education lessons

i like to be fwends with boxing christy
boxing christy is very crispy OINK OINK

by impolite mushiyie March 23, 2022

Christie

Christie is a belter but has one weakness

Trevor’s penis, it is well know that almost all girls with the name Christie love penises whose owners are named Trevor

Christie shmaaarks Trevor’s piel

by Madhir July 18, 2018