Chewing the monkey

When someone is giving a blowjob but the guy can't get an erection.

"I couldn't get hard so she was just chewing the monkey."

by iTzMaGiK May 8, 2017

Chewing the cud

Thinking about something/someone for a long time.

Person 1: Whatcha doing?
Person 2: Just chewing the cud.
Person 1: Ahhh I see bruv.

by ShenMasta June 9, 2018

Chewter

When her pooter lips looks like they are all chewed up. Usually caused by vigorous sex, engorgment and beefy lips.

Rachel slippped off her panties and showed me her chewter.

Her pussy was so beat up after having sex all weekend that she had to put some salve on her chewter.

by Eaton Holgoode June 13, 2018

Arse- chewed

getting told off as in being severly told off , even being shouted at. Usually used in work situations, army and at school.

at work, "i got my arse- chewed the other night for not locking up correctly"

by [e-mail] August 9, 2006

rosin chewer

n. A redneck honkey white person. Poor white Trash

Those rosin chewers are everywhere.
That's one ugly rosin chewer

by rosinchewer October 2, 2009

stump chewer

dick sucker, ass licker/kisser

person 1 ;"i hear martin's been promoted". person 2 "yeah it helps being a stump chewer".

by trainface May 24, 2011

clit chewer

Someone who often gives oral sex to a woman. (Can be a woman or man)

He's such a clit chewer... He makes those girls cum in minutes.

by definer1010 July 16, 2016