A fat stupid beast that was born from a lump of shit, and as a result of the earlier anal sex the cum and shit formed a "person" a very very stupid, annoying asshole that should die and rot in a festering pile shit.
by Satan April 17, 2005
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by Kordos March 6, 2003
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Get the Chellie mug.A chelly is a small turd being similar in length and width resulting in a roughly spherical shape. They are often deposited in clusters in public toilets where they may be framed with a bouquet of flamboyantly arranged paper garnishing which may or may not extend to the rim of the bowl.
Doctor: How are your bowel movements?
Patient: Umm. Uhhh.
Doctor: Firm or soft.
Patient: F..f..f...firm.
Doctor: Long or short?
Patient: Short. Sorta round.
Doctor. Hmmm. <scribbling and muttering> Patient reports chelly movements.
Patient: Umm. Uhhh.
Doctor: Firm or soft.
Patient: F..f..f...firm.
Doctor: Long or short?
Patient: Short. Sorta round.
Doctor. Hmmm. <scribbling and muttering> Patient reports chelly movements.
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2. Witnesser of Santino Maccari's abs and chest.. which are very toned she would add.
3. Sucker of Wiggity-wiggity-Won's penis.
4. Gets mad orgasms from RPing with a guy named Adam.
5. Licker of gooch
2. Witnesser of Santino Maccari's abs and chest.. which are very toned she would add.
3. Sucker of Wiggity-wiggity-Won's penis.
4. Gets mad orgasms from RPing with a guy named Adam.
5. Licker of gooch
1. Chelle. STFU
2. Are you still talking Chelle?
3. WHAT CHELLE?! DID YOU JUST SAY YOU WERE MEXICAN?!
4. Chelle. You shouldn't kiss Nick like that.. he might pop.
5. Chelle. I have three hundred dollars. What can I get for twenty minutes?
2. Are you still talking Chelle?
3. WHAT CHELLE?! DID YOU JUST SAY YOU WERE MEXICAN?!
4. Chelle. You shouldn't kiss Nick like that.. he might pop.
5. Chelle. I have three hundred dollars. What can I get for twenty minutes?
by PWNED January 19, 2005
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