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CHESTICLES

dolly parton...chessie moore etc.
Dolly Parton has some nice CHESTICLES.
by benni blanco April 3, 2009
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Chesticles

Any form of saggy or quasi-saggy man cleavage resembling that of the scrotal region of the male anatomy.
Josh had to put his shirt back on because no one wanted to see his undulating chesticles.
by frantic4string May 27, 2009
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chesticles

the over sized pecks or boobs on a man that hang low enough and are flabby enough resenble testicles on a guys chest.
It was a horrible sight at basketball when we were skins and i realized everyone besides me had distgusting "chesticles".
by wisdom will January 26, 2010
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Chesticles

A set of boobs or moobs that are saggy, wrinkly, over-tanned, and hairy; resembles the appearance of a set of testicles in the chest area. Chesticles also include oddly large and hard nipples which resembles the testicles themselves inside the sack. Should be difficult to distinguish from testicles if felt in the dark.
1. The cougar emptied the club when she flashed her chesticles.

2. My odd nympho neighbor got her chesticles stuck on the flag pole during the winter.
by PorkThineHorse January 3, 2012
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Sharticle

Articles that are a little on the "shart" (shit in British English) side.
Did you read that sharticle about all men being evil from BuzzFeed yesterday?
by memester69 July 31, 2016
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Chesticles

Gee had a cracking set of chesticles
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sharticle

A sharticle is an unpleasant leftover in a bathroom when a toilet that contains some form of fecal matter overflows.
Podlipski went to drop off a poopsicle for the third time today and everything got jammed up. There are sharticles everywhere; the toilet seat, the floor, my mouth. Just everywhere.
by WAGman March 31, 2009
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