charstone

A girl who is obsessed with sex!

harry-im not gunna shag u on saturday
char-no jk plz bbe ill die literally
erin-omg ure such a charstone

by fit April 11, 2008

charlestown suitcase

An original Johnnie's Foodmaster plastic grocery bag.

Yo hand me that Charlestown suitcase will ya?

by DJ Russly July 20, 2014

charleston chew

When you take a shit on your bitche's mouth, and she gives you a blowjob.

Bob gave me such a good charleston chew I almost died.

by skisam1 May 20, 2015

Chanest

Chanest is a name commonly associated with a quiet strength. A guy who you know you can trust and will always have your back without even needing to be asked. If you meet a Chanest you'll want to hold on to him forever and his loyalty will mean that he will hold on as well. Although his sheer size can be intimidating at first, his kind heart will soon become obvious. A real teddy bear, a Chanest is strong, loyal, compassionate, and the best friend anyone could ask for.

Morgan: Have you met Chanest?
Tiffany: I have. Isn't he cute?
Morgan: I mean, he is the best cuddler I've ever met, but I think of him more as a friend
Tiffany: you had better not friend zone him! You'll never find a guy that cares about you more than Chanest.

by Starvingdingo69 December 17, 2017

Charleston

First and foremost, HOME. Where the Ashley and Cooper Rivers converge to form the Atlantic Ocean. Also the largest "city" in SC. I put city in quotes because it has a small town feel but has almost 1,000,000 in the metro area. Everybody knows everybody here, so if you do something (case in point: Thomas Ravenel, former SC treasurer who went to prison for cocaine dealing), it can ruin not only you but your family's reputation.

Don't confuse Charleston with the shithole Ohioan colony of Mt. Pleasant, which is across the Cooper River, most of the people there are self righteous and fake.

Pros:
Excellent Food
Doesn't feel crowded
Nice weather
Lots of stores
decent airport
great economy
Local news channels are good
I was born here

Cons
TOO MANY DAMN OHIOANS MOVING HERE
Roads are shit
Property is expensive
The TV show "Southern Charm"
In the same county as Mt. Pleasant

1) Ohioan: I just moved to Charleston from Cleveland! It's sooooo nice here, but everyone sounds funny. GO BUCKEYES!

Me: WE'RE FULL GO BACK
2) Person from Mt. Pleasant: I live in Charleston!

Someone from Charleston: no honey you're from Mt. Plastic

by Jason DeRolex June 13, 2018

Charleston Noodle

When you hold in a big dump and when you go to release it you suck it up back and forth in your butt like a demented noodle.

Hey Felipe, can you please stop doing Charleston Noodles in the bathroom? You're starting to stain the toilet.

by The Original Charleston Noodle August 3, 2018

Charleston Chew

When a girl is riding a guy and half way through sex she puts in a dip and spits a load of chewing tobacco on the mans chest and genitals for extra lubrication.

Lenny couldn't believe his eyes when Emma reached to her desk to put in a wad chewing tobacco while she was riding him, she then spit the tobacco all over his chest and genitals because they were out of lube. Lenny was so happy that Emma gave him the Charleston Chew.

by Jenkem69 February 26, 2019