Drew Carey did a chubby cocker and laid his fat ass on that skinny mudafuckin hoe and that bitch dissapeared.
by big nigg heff May 25, 2009
Get the chubby cocker mug.A sort-of synonym for size queen, this is a chick who checks out dudes' packages like men check out tits. She's not always very subtle, either, and there are more of them than you think. She will befriend a male of average to less-than-average penis size, but she only dates/fucks well endowed men.
The girl I just talked to at school glanced more than once at my crotch- I think she's a pecker checker.
by SHOGGOTH_KING January 20, 2013
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noun - a place that provides penises or a place to which you go to obtain penises of all shapes and colors.
by heyitshank January 7, 2011
Get the Cockeria mug.Many of the checkerblends at college try to fit in with the black students - like that's the easiest option - but they are instant family when they meet other mulattoes, or even just other people of mixed races. What was once a burden then becomes their pride.
by Draughtsman August 27, 2016
Get the checkerblend mug.A boomerang made out of ones severed penis.
Wait until you reach climax and decapitate your penis from your body. You can blow into either end to fill the penis with air to keep it erect for enough time to use the Cockerang. Then bend it at as right angle.
You now have your Cockerang... you can throw it at unsuspecting pedestrians for pleasure. If you throw it hard enough it can climax in mid air.
The reason it’s a boomerang is because if you do hit someone, there is a very high chance they will return the favour... thus it ‘returns’ to you.
Wait until you reach climax and decapitate your penis from your body. You can blow into either end to fill the penis with air to keep it erect for enough time to use the Cockerang. Then bend it at as right angle.
You now have your Cockerang... you can throw it at unsuspecting pedestrians for pleasure. If you throw it hard enough it can climax in mid air.
The reason it’s a boomerang is because if you do hit someone, there is a very high chance they will return the favour... thus it ‘returns’ to you.
David Hansen: I chopped my dick off and used it as a boomerang
Alfred the Mankiller: Dude... that’s a Cockerang
Alfred the Mankiller: Dude... that’s a Cockerang
by Grant Hansen July 1, 2018
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Get the Cocker spadge mug.A type of intercourse in which one individual takes another to checkers (the fast food establishment). Doesn’t get them food, fingers that person in the trunk of their vehicle and then drives that person back home.
by Aldar Beedo June 26, 2021
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