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by SuelTameOresuTeMato February 24, 2025
Get the 《¤》Andy 《¤》Samberg《¤》Is《¤》Castro《¤》mug. 
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by InterpersonalCommunication February 17, 2025
Get the 《¤》Castro《¤》María 《¤》 castro《¤》maría《¤》Castro《¤》María《¤》mug. When a hot naked Cuban woman smokes a cigar in her pussy via queefing and puts a ridgeway cap on her bush, thus making her pubic area resemble the aforementioned dictator. At the same time, she gangbangs well-hung Russian guys, i.e. "acquiring missiles." Lastly, she leaves all the used condoms, i.e. scumbags, on a beach in Miami.
by PubeMafia11 June 30, 2024
Get the Fidel Castromug. A place for rich asians who dont care about value, wanna be gansters, white people, and more. People know eachother there, and it is genuinely crowded, because it’s a small city
Person for Castro Valley: AYE CASTRO VALLEY IS DA TOUGHEST CITY OUT HER- Person from East Oakland: SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH!!
by SimonSaysOfficial January 4, 2021
Get the Castro Valleymug. A town in the Bay Area 20 miles from San Francisco. A place where u can find more coffee shops than people, literal trailer parks down the street from five bedroom homes, and every household owns at least 2 teslas. All the high school kids in this town have Edgar’s and sag their pants thinking they’re tough and claiming their from the ghetto. When in reality their mother drives a Range Rover and they get terrified when they see a homeless person. There is nothing to do here other than go to a massive man made lake or get coffee.
Person 1: I went to Castro Valley
Person 2: oh me too, I got ran over by a Tesla and a soccer mom threw her iced Starbucks latte at me.
Person 2: oh me too, I got ran over by a Tesla and a soccer mom threw her iced Starbucks latte at me.
by Who?asked? May 4, 2024
Get the Castro Valleymug. .
by InterpersonalCommunication February 17, 2025
Get the 《¤》María《¤》Castro《¤》maría《¤》castro《¤》María《¤》Castro《¤》mug.