Carissa

Carissa is the most gorgeous girl in the world. Treat and respect her like a queen or princess. And boys listen up.... be her king or prince. She hottt, smart, funny, and sometimes thiccccccc. Carissa is loveable ❤️ caring, and gentle. She’ll stick up for her friends asses whenever however as long as them bitches that’s screwing with them stops. She’s usually into older and slightly taller guys. Carissa is a complete perfectionist and has OCD(obsessive compulsive disorder) . Carissa is not fake and knows when you’re keeping things from her. If you have a crush on a Carissa you better tell her because or else you loose your chance.

Carissa is hot
Carissa is smart

Carissa is caring

by Anonymous 2007 November 23, 2019

carlston stew

When a man forcefully grasps another man by the penis, and then force him to gargle his shit. This is best done in the July heat around 100 degrees. After the man's face is sufficiently brown, then grab a bucket of bear juices and pour it all over him. Beware this is for experienced people only. Do not attempt this unless you have correctly performed 5 separate Alaskan pipelines, 3 Texas roundabouts, 1 Alabama hot pocket, and 2 Cleveland steamers.

Wow, last night I did my first Carlston stew!

Really? Was it a random guy?

Yeah it was crazy!

by Grandmathruster June 10, 2014

Carissa

Carissa is a one of a kind girl never let her go. She is stronger then anyone that you will ever meet. She has been though a lot. She is sometimes a trouble maker. But she has a warm heart.

If you find a Carissa don’t let her go.

by Tipo March 7, 2019

hoist those cards a little higher!

what you say to a woman whose upper anatomy you wish to view.

"hey baby, hoist those cards a little higher! no...higher still please....perfect!!"

by harry belafonte December 11, 2003

House of Cards

A Netflix original series starring Kevin Spacey as a ruthless politician who always gets what he wants. He rises through the political ranks by deceiving and jacking people over at all times. He will do whatever is necessary to hold office and that maybe include murder and even using his magic cock to influence the correct people. A must see television series for people who enjoy scandalous politicians who are corrupt as hell.

Person 1: Hey, have you watched House of Cards?
Person 2: Yeah dude, that show is awesome, especially when he grudge fucked Zoey Barnes.

by Mr.winky February 3, 2017

Cut Cards

Not giving someone any slack.

You really let her have it! You ain't got no cut cards!

by Tommy S February 27, 2008

carlsexual

It means your attracted to Carl grimes

Edin:omg I think I love carl
Carol:that means your Carlsexual

by Kategib01928272 December 29, 2020