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Carrot Top

1. A person with red hair. See Also: red head

2. Scott Thompson, a widely known mediocre comic that is extremely obnoxious. See Also: Gilbert Gottfried
Oh crap, is Carrot Top on television AGAIN!?!
by sixgunsamurai August 21, 2003
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Carroty

Of to or pertaining to being corny, but not as corny.
Your essay isn't corny, it's... CARROTY!
by Greg Oconl May 26, 2008
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Carrot Peelers

where 2 vaginas rub a dick that has a boner and is vertical. The 2 girls rub their vagina each side of the dick.
Man 1: wanna carrot peelers
Woman 1 and 2: sure
by miss my niwwa911 March 17, 2019
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Carrot River

Small ass town in Saskatchewan. Full of ugly ass inbreds and big fucking jibbers. There’s nothing but inbred hicks and Indians. Don’t bother visiting here it’s a shithole.
*pulls into Carrot River*
“Hey this town is complete ass.”
No shit it’s just Carrot River.”
by Bigjib February 6, 2020
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Double-Barrel Brian Carroll

When a girl is riding on top of a guy facing him, and shes grinding a little to hard for comfort, so the guy reaches around and sticks his thumb up her ass, Fonzie-style. Thrust your right arm out, so the girl cannot see your hand behind her, make a thumbs up, and go for it. Thus giving her both barrels. Or plugging both barrels, both will suffice.
Sheryl was slamming down on Todd's meatstick one night, riding it like one angry jockey, and we're talking really melting his latex. So Todd decided to add a little spice to Sheryls pleasure. He made the happy hitchhiker and double-barrel brian carrolled her
by brandnewtommy December 9, 2006
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Ross O'Carroll Kelly

character in Paul Howard's Sunday Tribune column.

Satire on Dublin's southsider population.

Anagram of ROCK, Ross having frequented the fictional Castlerock school, presumably based on Blackrock school.

Can also be used as adjective, usually by southsiders themselves
"Ross O'Carroll Kelly is so focking hilarious"

"OMG, did you see Oscar, the was acting so focking Ross O'Carroll Kelly, it was loike, unfockingreal."
by Tits McGinty September 23, 2006
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carrotshank

A shank (prison weapon) made from sharpening a raw carrot
Homeboy 1: Yo nigga, you hear what happened to Jizzy?
Homeboy 2: No, what happened?
HB 1: He was hanging around the prison garden and some latino motherfucker came up and carrotshanked the nigga.
HB 2: shit, man. Thats cold.
by theclownspocket January 30, 2008
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