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Thought Cancer™

The adverse effects one endures mentally from over-thinking things; usually secrets, inside information, or just the side effects of an over-active imagination.
You wanna know what Thought Cancer™ is?

You're cool with a guy. He settles down with a 'used-to-be' 'round-the-way' girl. They're all lovey dovey and stuff... You have a porno or two of her. You and him are supposed to be good, you and her talk. You start wondering:

Do I tell him?
But suppose he already knows?
But suppose he doesn't know?
Then she's gonna get upset with ME?
But I never told her to film her sexual exploits?
But it's none of my business anyways?
But they look so happy and I'm not the only one with the tape?
He might be upset that I know about it and didn't tell him?
Why did I have to see the damn tape?
Why do they have to be all over the place all lovey dovey?

Before you know it, you're failing exams, losing weight, can't fuck properly, drinking, chain-smoking... all the while the thought cancer is eating away at your psyche.
by WeASeL_Antigua July 1, 2011
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eleanor calder

Louis Tominson's "gf".
She is a beard cuz louis is GAY
She has two beautiful dogs, Clifford and Bruce.
She is also an influencer.
person 1: hey do u like eleanor calder
person 2: LARRY 4EVER
by cheeeeeeeeeseeeee November 21, 2021
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Libra and cancer

Libra and Cancer are a royal capability.The Libra will stay by Cancer’s side forever.And cancer will be there to help.You can coincided cancer as a hot bodyguard.And Libra as a sensitive stripper.
-oh wow what a nice couple mmm the guy is so cute
-Yeah it’s Libra and cancer going together.They always together.
by Sensei- November 30, 2020
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throat cancer

when a female gives bad fellatio
James: Man, don't mess with Tiffanie!
Jacob: Why not??
James: She got throat cancer!!!!
by Konnevil October 5, 2007
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Calderic

Someone who worships Eleanor Calder, Louis Tomlinson's so-called girlfriend. A calderic is said to be performing Indian rituals to look like Eleanor.
Calderic: If you don't know how big Eleanor's thighgap is you are not a true calderic.
by Stylinfag March 21, 2013
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cancer farts

When a fart smells like the back side of Shreks foreskin
by Elgurgas Beef Stroganoff November 1, 2017
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as serious as cancer

something extremely serious, like cancer
Brittany: Hey! I just crashed my car into a ditch!
Joe: Are you serious??
Brittany: As serious as cancer!
by B Fox January 15, 2008
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