caleb

opps! caleb would be the guy to try to get a girl in bed n matter wat it took. caleb most likely has a chode. Caleb doesn't have a life

damn caleb has a small ass dick

by 4realthebestbitch December 6, 2017

caleb

Someone that is of European descent, usually unloved, and short. Most of the time Caleb is used as an insult, to symbolize that you are a virgin and will never amount to anything in your short pitiful life. Caleb, coming from the word Calev in Hebrew, which is a compound word that means "whole hearted"

"You're a Caleb!"
"Caleb, stop talking and go back into the Nigerian Sex Dungeon!"
"Stop talking Caleb, you don't get a say in anything!"
"Back in the cage with you, stupid Caleb!"

by Mr. Kraebs February 9, 2018

Caleb

A person who completely hates people named jackson

hey there's jackson
sshhhh caleb's right there

by Demonsoul1X February 1, 2017

CALEB

Fat and black
TYPICALLY HATED

OMG HES SUCH A CALEB

by CALEBS FAT May 31, 2018

Caleb

Caleb is often the guy who nobody likes but decides to hang around anyway. He will stick to you and your group for a long time. He will usually be annoying and repeat his "hilarious" jokes until they are unfunny if they were ever funny in the first place. Their favorite number is most likely 7. They will do the same thing with this number as they did with their jokes. Eventually this person will grow distant to the people he hangs around because he is bored or finds someone else to bug. They will eventually return, though.

Buddy: Oh god, It's Caleb.

Teacher: What is the answer to 1 +2, Caleb?
Caleb: 7.
Everyone else: *groans*

by Terald Shaft October 11, 2016

Caleb

Pretty cool guy, he's kinda awkward at times but it grows on you in a good way over time. Caleb's usually have a dark or dirty sense of humor, probably due to the fact that they never have girlfriends, so they're not really contained. Caleb's are great at most things, but long periods of time, doing one thing? Nah, not for him. They just want someone to cuddle with, and just accept them as who they are.

"Hello, Caleb"
Caleb: "Yo, how are you?"

by NotACalebAtAll November 10, 2019

Caleb

Caleb’s are usually very talk or very small. They have good looks and abs. They do great in school. Rarely ask people for homework and normally give people answers to homework. They are great at sports, basketball, soccer, volley ball, tennis, and maybe snowboarding. They are often found at school doing some social or playing games with their friends. They also normally found with their really hot chick who is dummy thick and they both love each other very much

See that Caleb with his girl, he has such good abs
He may be small but has a large penis is what I heard

by 69gangslayer69 April 23, 2019