Crusty weave ass hoe

A bitch who has raggedy, filthy, dusty, toe up, and nappy ass weave(fake ass hair)

Person 1: I seen shanice at the store yesterday.

Person 2: Man fuck that crusty weave ass hoe.

by King2011 October 28, 2011

crassy

to be crazy yet classy at the same time

Woah I cannot believe Diana did that she is so CRASSY!!

by Donna Bobanna March 26, 2010

crustyflaps

female with aparently showing yeast infection

smell her crustyflaps

by gakjab March 14, 2007

Crusty Napkin

When you eat multiple foods with a high content of fructose corn syrup, and you wipe your sticky-icky mouth on an innocent napkin.

Cory, can you pass me then...oh never mind, you have a crusty napkin.

by ShooLazers October 8, 2011

crusty ring

When performing anal on a male or female that has not properly wiped and by the time you are finished there is a crusted ring around your shaft. Due to the seamen and shit.

"Did you smash that ass brah"
"Yeah but I pulled out and it smelled awful, then I looked down and saw a crusty ring!"

by Sam Pant's Loose Vag April 19, 2016

Crafty Crim

A top notch geezer with street smarts that pull off almost anything.

"Mate, how'd you get a 1kg of mamba?"

"I'm telling you, I'm a Crafty Crim."

by crftycrm May 16, 2016

Crusty dick cheese

98% of men have dick cheese yet they don't admit it. Crusty Dick Cheese is basically when men don't practice good hygiene and the hot mixture of cum and pee bonds together and ferments for a long time until it turns into cheese. Natural and healty, its high in Glucose, salt and has low calories.

Slut1: hey b*tch you evah tried crusty dick cheese no?
Slut2: no shit, wtf is dick cheese yo...
Slut1: r u cereal? u no slut then

by DeepThroating69 July 4, 2017