Buffering Bowl

The bong hit you take while waiting for your pirated movie to load enough to watch it for another 10 minutes, because your a stoner and have crappy internet.

Fuck, South Park is taking forever to load. Time for a buffering bowl.

by 240240240 November 12, 2011

Buttering the Popcorn

The cum covered body of the person in the center of an orgy.

Friend: Dude, where were you last Friday?

You: We were buttering the popcorn in the locker room.

by Themadpotato55 May 24, 2017

bakering

To kill your self

I'm thinking of bakering when I get home! Isn't that great?!

by JesusCrust007 June 11, 2018

Nipple buttering

The buttering of the nipple and/or surrounding skin. This serves as a moisturizer and lubricant for sexual activities.

The couple found the practiced 'nipple buttering' technique provided the most pleasurable sexual experience.

by TheNippleButterer November 26, 2013

Buttering the toast

When you're having sex with a girl and you pull out to ejacualte on her crotch and start spreading it around like butter on toast.

My girlfriend wouldn't let me cum in her so I ended up buttering the toast

by asian4hire December 5, 2016

buttering the potatoes

the term for wacking off, or masturbating then cum trickles on to your balls and thus, coating them with sperm

"oh man, I saw that porno mag last night, it had me buttering the potatoes."

by sir wacks a lot June 24, 2009

buttering the bagel

kind of like waxing the carrot . . . but more like punching the clown, really.

dashboard confessional sounds like my neighbor buttering the bagel.

by mickey bien September 24, 2006