Finance: when you think a person makes X amount so therefore they have Y moneys but totally negates any thought of bills or debt
Jack thinks just because i make 60k a year it means I have 60k in savings. Hes totally negating the fact I have a truck payments and a mortgage. He's trying to play the Bryson theory.
by Islandcouple69 January 11, 2021
Get the Bryson theorymug. A walking contradiction with a Ram truck, a golf obsession, and the spelling skills of a broken Etch A Sketch. Bryson proudly drives a Ram over a Ford—not for performance, but because he’s a few brain cells short of a group project.
Known for popping out kids like it’s a competitive sport—some say he’s trying to build a football team, others say he just forgets what birth control is. Loves golf but thinks “par” is just short for “party,” and he’s definitely addicted to alcohol but claims he just “likes the taste of bad decisions.”
Gambles not to win, but for the thrill of losing, and laughs at things that aren’t funny like it’s a personality trait. Possibly unwell, definitely entertaining.
Known for popping out kids like it’s a competitive sport—some say he’s trying to build a football team, others say he just forgets what birth control is. Loves golf but thinks “par” is just short for “party,” and he’s definitely addicted to alcohol but claims he just “likes the taste of bad decisions.”
Gambles not to win, but for the thrill of losing, and laughs at things that aren’t funny like it’s a personality trait. Possibly unwell, definitely entertaining.
“Bryson just triple-bogeyed, cracked a beer at 9 AM, and laughed for five minutes at a street sign that said ‘Dickerson.’ I’m worried… but also not surprised.”
by Chrispeecream June 7, 2025
Get the Brysonmug. 
Someone that lies their way to the top, but has absolutely no clue how to do their job.
Someone that throws their authority around, to cover up the fact that they know nothing.
Some that belittle others, to hide their own incompetence.
Someone that throws their authority around, to cover up the fact that they know nothing.
Some that belittle others, to hide their own incompetence.
Our new supervisor is such a Bryson, it does not matter what you ask him, his only reply is, shouldn't you know that, isn't that what we are paying you for. Now get back to work before I replace you.
by NoFilerAtAll December 11, 2022
Get the Brysonmug. by Gms 123456789 September 30, 2022
Get the Brysonmug. bryson,
i don’t know him personally, but he’s in two of my classes, he’s so nonchalant and has great style. his hair parts perfectly down the middle and when he runs his hand through it, it falls perfectly in front of his face. he’s so quick to answer questions and is usually correct about them. always the first to be done with assignments. he’s always got his head in his phone and always so focused. he’s a blondie with freckles. and blue eyes that’ll make you melt. he’s got a goofy smile and laugh, but it makes him 10x more attractive. he’s also a cat person so that’s even better. he’s just bryson.
i don’t know him personally, but he’s in two of my classes, he’s so nonchalant and has great style. his hair parts perfectly down the middle and when he runs his hand through it, it falls perfectly in front of his face. he’s so quick to answer questions and is usually correct about them. always the first to be done with assignments. he’s always got his head in his phone and always so focused. he’s a blondie with freckles. and blue eyes that’ll make you melt. he’s got a goofy smile and laugh, but it makes him 10x more attractive. he’s also a cat person so that’s even better. he’s just bryson.
by KC_2007 November 20, 2023
Get the brysonmug. The most racist black man to exist. Never plays GTA, he only goes outside to jerk off to five year olds, he also plays ape sex and god of cum. Do not come near him he will stick his BBC up your as-.
5 year old Girl “wow your duck is really big”.
Boy “yeah back at home they call me Bryson McKinney”.
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Boy “yeah back at home they call me Bryson McKinney”.
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by Quincyquadvisthe3rd May 14, 2022
Get the Bryson McKinneymug.