broficient

When one is particularly skilled at doing things with his bros in mind.

Oh, you brought all the homies their own personal ______? How broficient of you.

Is ______ gonna chip in on the drank? I don't know. His broficiency status is pending.

by Judiciously Bombastic October 2, 2011

bionic situp

The act of a person falling asleep at a party and one of his friends pulls down his pants and squats over the sleepers face, while another person punches the sleeper in the stomach, resulting in the sleeper violently sitting up and getting a face full of taint. Bonus points if the squater farts.

Dude, Jasper never passes out at Alvarado's house after he got his last bionic situp.

by allhallowsian March 5, 2013

Brolicing

The act or attempt to becoming extremely muscularly defined. So much so that people want to be brolic like you.

Hey so you want to go brolicing with me today?

The only way to be strong, is if I go brolicing.

by Brolicjr10 May 9, 2013

bionic boner

A massive raging hard on that lasts for hours and hours.

I'm locked, cocked, and ready to rock my bionic boner after a night of chillin on the jig.

by Comanche February 17, 2017

Blonic

ORIGINAL OC SONIC FAN CHARACTER NOT SONIC DO NOT STEAL MEET MY FRIEND BLAILS HE IS MY SIDEKICK NOT TAIL OC ORIGINAL OC SONIC FAN CHARACTER DO NOT STEAL

Me: "Just search 'blonic' on youtube and you'll find it somehow entertaining. If not, then all I have to say to you is 'no u'."

by Furyfreeze2005 November 29, 2018

Beronica

My otp the ship between Veronica lodge and Betty Cooper in Archie comics and riverdale . The best ship in my opinion, they probably never happen but in my head maybe. But remember respect each other’s ships except ones with insest and ones like jughead and Cheryl

Me a raging lesbian: Beronica is my otp , do you ship Beronica ???
Other riverdale fan: No but I see why you like it and I ship bughead .
Me: Thank you for respecting my ship and I respect your’s but even though bughead isn’t my otp they are cute.

by Octoberthelesbian December 25, 2020

Bronied

When you have a bad day and your friends try to cheer you up by buying you a 3D printer and program it to print my little ponies in rainbow glitter when you start it up.

Once, during covid, James started a weekly happy hour call for a bunch of misfits to get together and keep sane. In the discord channel he said he wanted to feel normal again. Then Michael got sick. James and Sean and Justin and Josh and Pete and Kyle and their family and friends decided to buy him a present to cheer him up. They bronied him good!

by Shiv Lowe October 21, 2022