Brian

A no-good drug addict that’ll cheat on his girlfriend multiple times, with two different people, but especially on their 3 year anniversary (5-21-15) and never tell her. Has major anger issues and will blame anyone and anything but himself when his own actions make shit worse. Probably going to be an alcoholic before 30, if he lives that long. Will never make anything of his life and is a complete waste of space.

Brian: I’ll cheat on my girlfriend in her bed and do drugs in her house but act like everyone else is the problem!

by U thought bitch u thought September 17, 2018

Brian

Brian is a psychopath. He is extremely impulsive and does whatever he wants. He might seem kind on the outside but on the inside he is worse than the devil himself. He will befriend you and stab you in the back the second he can. He has no morals. If you ever meet a Brian. Run.

Literally nobody:

Brian: *Laughs like a maniac*

by Sasuke's mommy September 16, 2019

Brian

A fake-as-fuck person who cockblocks the homies. When you think of Brian, you think of the guy trying to puns your wife.

Tom: are you bringing your wife?
Bill: No way man, Brian will try to get it in behind my back.

by King Luis of South Central November 19, 2016

Brian

Rosa's man so back off. A big nig. A whole snac. He got removed from mr osios hahahahhah

"Son get out of my way"
"America is doomed "
Stop drinking so much coca cola"
Eat more mangos
Brian a cutie

by Ye mum gæ November 1, 2018

Brian

An Asexual being that loves plants

This kid Brian not only loves plants, he loves to smoke them!

by The flu guy November 11, 2019

Brian

A Brian is a funny guy if you have the same type of personality as him. If you don't, then he's a jerk. A Brian can be a nerd,

but no matter what he is, he's always on some sort of electronic device.

Mr./Mrs. (Teacher's name), Brian's on his phone again!

by Codfish0308 December 19, 2017

Brian

My friend from high school that I hope gets the help they need.

Brian needs help 💛

by KeyboardKaleidoscope May 23, 2019