Boyfriend

The male inconvenience often mentioned by women that never seems to be there when you speak to the woman. He is irrelevant and just like the ugly friend with the woman, shouldn't stop you from pursuing your goal.

fiance,husband,hubby,babydaddy,gay friend

Dude, hurdles don't stop runners from reaching the finish line, why should her boyfriend stop me?

woman: I have a boyfriend.

man: Well i have a goldfish named lieutenant shiny sides but when did we start talking about shit that doesn't matter?

fiance,husband,hubby,babydaddy,gay friend

by anstd February 2, 2010

boyfriend

The bain of ones existence. May cause consumption of alcohol is massive quantities and loss of all sanity.

Im getting "mad at my boyfriend" drunk tonight!

by Smashly June 13, 2008

Boyfriend

Free food and personal ATM.
Just cook for it and let it touch the butt and watch as it gives you everything you've ever wanted.

Girl 1: Dang I could really go for some cheese fries
Girl 2: That's why you need a boyfriend!

by PaperElephant December 18, 2014

Boyfriend

One you are emotionally attached to. Someone you can only think about. Someone who makes you feel beautiful. Someone who comforts you when you're sad or going through a lot someone who you can be yourself with. Someone who gives you butterflys everytime you see him. Someone who cares for you. The level below your fiance

My boyfriend is the best he makes me smile everyday I wouldnt trade him for the world

by amanda1998 July 2, 2015

Boyfriend

A boy used for a your own personal gain

I’ll tell my boyfriend to hook you up with his best friend

by Meeed February 12, 2018

Boyfriend

Is a person who is willing to take care of you in every step of the way. Never forgets you and is there for you when you need him. He always talks to you and when he's away he sometimes thinks about you. If you see someone named slash its him and he's the best.

Im glad i have a boyfriend his name is Slash and hes the best
Slash: *boops*
*boops*
Slash: Im glad were together and im not stupid

by IdealTeen June 25, 2019

boyfriend

a fuck stick who repeatedly breaks your heart and then drags you back into hell when you try to leave.

my boyfriend is fucking psycho.

by Me. Buttlicker February 10, 2020