Bodybagging

Reciting someone elses joke to an audience and claiming it as your own.

Anthony told Chirs a joke, and Chris then repeated it to everyone else, and took credit for the joke, thus bodybagging. Chris boddybagged the joke and is an asshole.

by TheOriginalBodybag July 14, 2010

Female Bodybuilder

A woman who puts in more time in the gym than your average person. Female bodybuilders are elites, unafraid of stereotypes or mockery which often falls upon women in the gym who do more than just light cardio or yoga. These women push themselves, to the point that they grow impressive muscle mass and tone. They aren’t “masculinized”, rather they are not afraid to push their bodies to grow and strengthen, despite social norms. These woman are bold, unafraid, and independent. Any male who goes the the gym regularly can attest to having seen at least a few of them in their time, and they are an absolute wonder of a partner to have.

Ty had been working out regularly for 4 years now, so when gold’s gym closed down due to a fire, he went over to a powerlifting gym not far from his work. After going there for a few weeks, he noticed a woman who was pushing and pulling some impressive weight. Not only that, but she was packed with muscle. Standing about 5’ 6 and (guessing) about 175 lbs, she was a powerhouse, built like a tank. Through the back of her tank top, he could see her traps and shoulder swell nicely off of her upper back, and her arms he guessed would have to be 16 inches Around. Her abs only occasionally shown through when she would reach up to grab a pull up bar, but they looked hard as stone. Her quads were tree trunks of power, and her calves weren’t massive, but were respectably big and well defined. And above it all, to his surprise, she was still unmistakably a woman. Her long black hair was kept in a pony tail, and her track pants couldn’t hide she had a taught, bulky booty. She was a picture of power, and yet, also beauty. Ty couldn’t remember the last time he saw a female bodybuilder that so brilliantly walked the line between beast and beauty.

by Swirlin64 August 8, 2020

BodyBook

See a cute girl/guy profile picture of just her head on facebook. Then send him/her a flirty message, then click on her photo albums and realize she either has no boobs or is fat.

guy 1- man did u see that Jen girl on facebook. She is so hot, i sent her message saying" wanna be my baby?" smooth right?

guy 2- dude, she has NO BOOBS AT ALL. You soooo just did a bodybook.

guy 1- aww crap

by Urbaner7863784682764 August 29, 2010

urban bodyboarding

One hell of a damn sweet kick ass sport

hey george you goober lets go urban bodyboarding with danha

by Golden Jewberwilly May 8, 2003

boybestfriend

N. refers to boys who end up being friends with girls they meet and never having a real relationship with any girl.

Ex.
Tom: Man, Ted went over to talk to those two hot red heads last night. i wonder if he finally buried his bone.

Bob: Na, Teds a total boybestfriend hes probably helping them paint his nails right now.

Tom: What a shame.

by pattyrick89 March 29, 2009

boyboss

Masculine counterpart to a girlboss. While the girlboss’s actions are excused because they simply hate to see a girlboss winning, the boyboss is such an alpha male that he can use his superior intellect to manifest and manipulate his way out of any situation.

Boyboss: I can score any female I want, but all they do is drag me down. I’m committed to the grind.
Friend of Boyboss: That is such a boyboss move, brother.

by peepeeparker May 13, 2021

bodyboarding

For warriors with massive cocks that could sink a surfer pussy any day of the week.

Bodyboarding is taking the prehistoric method of surfing. It can be proved that due to bodyboarders need to lie down on their board increases their sperm count ten fold. Whilst surfing can be attributed to surfers bleeding out of their own arse hole's.

Maybe you should try bodyboarding

by CaptainMorgan'sMum July 3, 2011