boring shit

when you are taking a shit and absolutely nothing interesting happens while you are on the toilet and it seems like you have been in there forever being completely bored

bob-that was the most boring shit ive ever had..
tim-boring shit?
bob-yea..you know when youre in the bathroom and nothing funny or amusing happens..
tim-ohh..i understand..i had a boring shit this morning

by lilmissfunny July 23, 2010

kill me now this is boring

im so fricken bored i have nothing better to do.

also means vagina.
not really.

dirrrrtyyyy?

school sucks major ass, kill me now this is boring.

by 4player May 27, 2008

Boringniosis

A contagious dieses that a makes people bored: it first came around in Runcorn 2009, a little girl was diagnosed with the dieses

Danielle: im bored i think im comming down with something
Jordan: i think you have Boringniosis

by Jordan_Loves_Jameelah May 2, 2009

boringer

more than boring.. made by a blonde

Teghan is currently boringer

by Anonymous May 6, 2003

boringosity

Unit of measure for how boring something is.

School has a high boringosity.

by Colony October 14, 2003

borif

Pronounced BOW-riff, an acronym meaning Bend over: resistance is futile. Said when something bad is going to happen and there's no way to get around it. Represents the act of taking it up the ass, especially when it's not wanted.

They'll want that report finished today. Borif, man.

by apekid May 28, 2006

boring minds

a dull, non-entertaining and non-amusing mind.

Boredom sets into boring minds.

by openyoureyeskid. October 22, 2009