Bon-Journing

Americanized way to properly greet french people in the morning.

French Guy: Good morning
American: Bon-Journing HON HON HON, Where the french fries at?

by Mr. PoopieButthole September 19, 2017

Bon Jovi

Bon Jovi is the damn best band ever. It was named after the fromtman- Jon Bon Jovi and has some of the best music ever. It is not overrated, and has some great almums such as Slippery When Wet and Bad Medicine.

Bon Jovi is one of the best bands ever

by BobRossRevived November 4, 2019

bon jovi

To be halfway to a destination.
Referring to lyrics of a Bon Jovi song, Livin' on a Prayer.
("We're halfway there, livin' on a prayer")

Stan: How close to your goal are you?
Carly: I'm almost Bon Jovi.

Carly: How far have we walked?
Stan: We're Bon Jovi.

by C. Ories November 1, 2006

Deja bon

A good memory
A memory that is bon

On remembering a girl one once poked "I've got deja bon"

by Wiiill March 23, 2008

bon mec

French for "a good or great guy."

Il est un bon mec! (He's a great guy!)

by RedDragonRoar December 29, 2009

Bon Scotted

To be very Drunk.

In memory of AC/DC Vocalist d.1979 of Alcohol Poisoning. Bon Scott-RIP.

Wow- Agnes was really Bon Scotted the other night. She was making out with a street sign.

by WBM July 10, 2006

Spon-Bon

A kick-ass abbreviation for the words: "spontaneous boner". If you're a rocket scientist, this means that the penis will become erect for no apparent reason.

See Morning Wood or Afternoon Wood.

Jack to John: "I have a spon-bon..."

John: "You know what I do? I flip my boner up into my waistband. It hides it AND it feels awesome. Once, I almost blew a load into my bellybutton."

Jack: "Shit! Don't have time!"

Hannah: "Jack, is that a banana in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"

by JordanAnderson September 9, 2010