Texas Blowout Stew

When you eat spicy food and get the burns. But when you take your diarrhea infested shit you bust a nut in that toilet.

David-“ I just went to Chipotle and got the Texas Blowout Stew after.”
John- “That’s tuff”

by Jawn8282828 November 7, 2018

blowout

Generally following a moist, wettish bowel movement, wherein the subject or victim proceeds to wipe the soiled anus, and the toilet paper rips or slips out of place, exposing fecal matter to one or more bare fingers, often times covering said fingers with odorous excrement. Although everyone who experiences this messy situation has the option to smell aforementioned fingers, it is a proven fact that more than 90% of subjects do indeed smell their soiled finger(s).

If I used a larger wad of toilet paper, I wouldn't have experienced this three-finger blowout!

by Diesel Train December 9, 2012

Portuguese Diesel Blowout

Is the act when a female is riding a male cowgirl. And when he’s about orgasm she jumps up and kicks the mans nuts. A similar act to a Portuguese gas pedal.

My man was being an ass all day so decided to have fun with him and at the end I gave him a Portuguese diesel blowout

by Swanpdonkey2469 May 17, 2023

Bangkok Blowout

The act of violently defecating after enjoying a succulent Thai meal.

“It was lovely meal, Stephen, but I didn’t half have a Bangkok Blowout afterwards”

by wetjim53 December 31, 2020