Blooming

the act of tripping on mushrooms.

We had a great time blooming at the beach yesturday.

by bbones. August 8, 2010

Bloop blooping

When a girl fingers herself. A quick bloop bloop

Boy: Yo was that girl bloop blooping on zoom?
Girl: Yup. Ew.

by Narcissistickait January 29, 2021

Bloomington

A shit hole in south Texas with one stop light, a dairy queen and a Speedy Stop. Everyone knows your business and 99.8% of the people have kids by age of 16....if not then by the time they graduate. If your not doing drugs or getting knocked up you are in everyone elses business...you're idea of fun is going to the football games on Friday night to hang out and then getting someones aunt to buy you wine coolers to take back and drink down Black Bayou 1 or 2... 50% of the high school is employed at Dairy Queen or Speedy stop...the other half sit at home begging someone to drive them there..... 75% of the school cannot speak english and the other 25% are avid members of the FFA. If you graduated prior to 2008 and still in Bloomington you probably:
*Have one, two or more kids
*Live at your parents
*Think Cactus Canyon is the shit
*Date someone still in high school
*Just realized that texas country is cool
*Think its so cool to hang out at the fire cracker stand
*Get excited when you get promoted at Speedy Stop
*Throw a baby shower and are able to have all your friends involved cause they're all knocked up!

Where are you from?

Bloomington.

Where?

Its a shit hole 10 miles south of Victoria

Where do you go to school?

Bloomington.

**Laughter**

by i got out thank god! June 24, 2008

the booming 1990s, the dooming 2000s

a nickname for our decade

American culture likes to divide itself into decades: the prosperous fifties, the rebellious sixties, the egoistic seventies, the greedy the eighties, the booming ninetees… Finally, the dooming
2000s

by Mikhail Epstein October 8, 2003

Blooming Hestonthal

Something that is over complicated, usually just for the sake of showing off.

You’ve made a right Blooming Hestonthal of that.

or,

You've really Blooming Hestonthaled your decking, mate.

by Ralph King January 11, 2010

Blooming Onion Shit

The process of taking a shit in which multiple pieces of shit are produced and land in the form of a blooming onion.

I just took a blooming onion shit! It really looks like a blooming onion!

by XCaliburger June 5, 2017

Blooming Onion

When a person clusters their fingers together and inserts their clustered fingers into another person's vagina, similar to the snug. Once the entire hand is inserted up to the wrist bone, the person fans their fingers out in all directions, simulating a blooming onion served at a fine Australian steakhouse.

Myrtle loves getting fisted, so as a special surprise Otis gave her the blooming onion and she squealed in pleasure and in pain.

by Wr3ench3d July 2, 2017