Bike grinding 

To flip a bike upside down and siting on the tire, then pedaling to please yourself

I watched her bike grind.

I was bike grinding last night.

I'm a bike grinder

Bike grinding by Canidoiy September 28, 2017

bike smut 

A film festival of radical pleasure. A collection of short erotic films made by inspired cyclists from all over the world. It is creative, funny, and aware!

The Bike Smut Festival is coming to my city!

bike smut by @chulaenfixie February 14, 2018

Bike Gang 

A group of kids, all lit, that sometimes ride bikes together. You can find them in there tree house or church because they are good noodles. They are all awesome and have their own individual talents. The Bike Gang is always changing.

Wow, is that the Bike Gang kids? I follow them on Instagram, I never thought I'd see them in real life!

Bike Gang by 711.bikegang October 1, 2018

bike shedding 

Another name for Parkinson's Law of Triviality. It's when an individual or group fixates on discussing trivial issues or ones way outside their area of expertise because the pressing issues they actually need to resolve are too hard for them to constructively engage with.

You know you're the victim of bike shedding when a colleague wants to call a meeting to discuss his face-palmingly idiotic suggestions for your project while deliberately ignoring critical problems of their own that they don't know how to fix or get started with.

Developer: The CEO wants to be involved in the website redesign
Marketing: And the COO too. Pure bike shedding.

bike shedding by jetpants May 1, 2019

bike gang 

what you think of when you think squad. regular trips to the beach together, always listening to the ICONIC roadtrippin playlist, and making plans to hangout. composed of the sweetest people on the planet and would do anything for any other member. all play soccer, their numbers being 11, 12, 13, 14, 17, 18, and 40. pretty much the squad you wish you were...

“who are they?”
“that’s the bike gang”
“are they like a real gang?”
“no they’re the best people in the best group”

bike gang by lilyyyyyyyy May 14, 2019

Bike sexual 

when you have hardcore sex with a bike you make rusty chain babies

wow that josh is such a "bike sexual!"

what's that?
It's when you have hardcore sex with a bike that it creates rusty chain babies😏

Bike sexual by bikesexual123 August 6, 2020

Bike/Horse Rule 

A principle invoked when urging someone to persevere despite initial failure, which fully stated is: "You don't need me to remind you, when things don't go well the first time, try again." So named because it is drawn from two familiar premises: (a) persevering is like riding a bike, you never forget how, and (b) when you fall off a horse, you get right back on and give it another go.

My nephew just failed the bar a second time and was ready to hang it up, but I reminded him of the Bike/Horse Rule and told him to sign up for the thing again, he'll get it.

Bike/Horse Rule by FitofPeak2 February 17, 2022