Bearded Fish Taco

Rowan Alexander.

Damn! Shut your legs, I can smell that bearded fish taco from all the way over here!

by ljihfdsgluhdfg October 13, 2008

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bearded wonder

Someone who's hair and beard length are the same. Creating an unusual appearance, not unlike a microphone from the 80's. You often wonder where hair ends and beard begins...

"check out that bearded wonder!"

by slimbo9 October 2, 2013

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bearded hatchet wound

a hairy pussy, a.k.a. a bearded clam.

I ain't goin' near that bearded hatched wound!

by B-Doe July 29, 2005

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Bearded Clam

When a girl's vagina is hairy as fuck and the hairs are long enough to look like a clam with a huge beard.

Teacher- Bobby, why don't you come over to my desk? I need to talk to you.

Bobby- ew fuck no, you have a bearded clam that probably smells like wizard cock...

by KLynne February 13, 2014

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teenage girls (usually asian) who have massive side burns (all the way from yokel county y'all!!!!) fine examples of these facial haired foxes are megan setchell, tanya killamanjazro (or whatever the hell her 2nd name is) and there is one special example who's beard isnt on her face, oh no my chums, it is in fact between her arse cheeks, the hairy arsed cow. DANIELLE MELLON THATS YOU.

''hey bra', check out those bearded bitches over there.......more hair than my russian unlcles armpit.''

by eve and phil the geniuses June 4, 2004

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