bottom of the barrel

As low as it gets

Girl "I need a boyfriend"
Friend "Try craigslist"
Girl " NOO... thats bottom of the barrel"

by Sharapstar December 18, 2012

Barret Wallace

A character in the video game Final Fantasy VII. He's a big angry black man with a machine-gun where his right forearm should be. Has limbs bigger than most people's bodies. Likes to swear a lot. Play the game to find out more.

Dude, you better not piss off Barret or you could get the shit beaten out of you.

by BLARG man October 9, 2004

barrack

Used in Australian to describe which AFL team a person supports.

What team do you support?

I barrack for Essendon.

by myobplease June 7, 2011

barrel ass

Refers to either someone with an unusually large ass or the ass itself. Saying made popular by the character 'Frank Rizzo' as played by Johnny Brennan of the comedy team, 'The Jerky Boys'.

Example 1

Guy 1: Dude, look at that girl's ass!
Guy 2: Wow, she has a barrel ass!

Exampe 2

Guy 1: Damn, that girl is fat!
Guy 2: Yeah, she's a barrel ass!

by Jake Brasco April 9, 2008

Toxic Barrel

The act of someone inserting their penis into another persons anus while the person on the receiving end of the deal proceeds to defecate onto the giving persons schlong.

Did you hear that Tristan and Tegan did a toxic barrel the other day ! ?

by fagomin August 15, 2016

double barreled slingshot

Humorous reference to a brassiere.

Damn, Frank shagged some fat chick from the party. He almost got away with it, but his folks found her double barreled slingshot under the couch.

by Frank Klaune March 29, 2005

Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels

Another great gangster movie directed by Guy Ritchie. Not gangster-gangsta movie, but gangsta-hahafunny movie.

Also, the only known movie to feature a guy getting beaten to death with a 15 inch black dildo. Seriously.

"Well, suffice to say, he got pissed.
"Well what happened?"
"He picked up the closest physical object he could get his hands on, which just happened to be a 15 inch black cock, and proceeded to beat the unlucky bastard to death with it. Certainly not the best way to go."

by Uncle Pablo January 17, 2004