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Banter

A word used to describe the teasing and pisstaking which occurs between mates, usually harmless.

However, the past couple of years the word has been hijacked by Justin Bieber lookalike student "LAD" twats who use it to describe anything humorous that occurs. These people are also known as chino wankers, annoying morons and people who need to use a dictionary now and again.
What banter is:

"You alright Mike? You seem miles away, you're not busy thinking of Tanya are you? Don't even lie, you proper fancy her, you div!"

What banter isn't:

"LOL LAST NIGHT DAVE WALKED INTO A LAMPPOST! EPIC BANTER LOL! WHAT A LAD!"
by chinosareugly March 15, 2013
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beaver basher

I hit your mother in the face with my BEAVER BASHER!

Your sister tried to eat my beaver basher
by harry ball February 11, 2008
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banterrific

1. all encompassing term used to describe someone or something that 'has good banter';

2. something that is terrifically bantorious;

3. term coined in 2005 by an English website of the same name to describe the proliferation of humorous web content and the typically British way of interacting with said content and each other.
"I say Mr. Vice-President, whilst your shooting of your close friend with shotgun pellets is undeniably banterrific, do you not think it may have been a rather foolish idea?"
by Zach_banter February 16, 2006
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Bantercaster

A person who partakes in recording a comedy radio show or podcast.
Also see the verb form "bantercasting"
*There are 3 main bantercasters in John's show.
*Steve's bantercast isn't the same since they lost Bob as their 3rd bantercaster.
*I love working as a bantercaster, it's a really fun job!
by Tabbzy April 21, 2009
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stem basher

someone who enjoys practicing the erotic arts in solitude (masterbating)
by Cupernicus November 8, 2002
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Banter

Verbal sparring that's fundamentally friendly, especially needed to deflate the egos of gloating friends
A banterous initiation to said friend:

"I wonder if your ass gets jealous of all the shit coming out of your mouth"
by bobzilla November 1, 2012
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Banterpuss

noun. A pair (or group) of individuals who share an unethical level of friendly banter with one another.
person 1: Whats gwarnin' fam?
person 2: Shut up, you're not black...
person 1: You're such a fucking banterpuss!
person 2: Ta bbz <3
by TheBantologist November 23, 2011
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