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Basil's Walmart

When a keyboard warrior condescendingly suggests that participating in democracy is lazy or näive, and that the real way to enact meaningful change in the world is to commit some act of righteous political violence, and then goes on to do no such terroristic act, opting instead to continue to participate in more internet flame wars. Used by edgy teens and armchair anarchists to prove how cool and woke they are.

Pioneered by Twitter user @LinkofSunshine (Display name "Basil")
Natalie keeps saying that "Voting for any candidate is submitting to a broken system" and "What we need is revolution!", but she's just window shopping at Basil's Walmart.
by WarWeasel August 29, 2024
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Dominic Basil

This is the name the canadian government gives paid informants to use as their "lawyer". This fake lawyer is unbeatable and thats why the informants are always not in jail or on probation.
Look up my lawyer Dominic Basil, he can get you off anythinf.
by Fed2012 December 18, 2024
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Basil

An extremely lazy ROBLOX developer who does nothing to their game and posts daily seal pictures every day.
"Stop being such a Basil and work on your fucking project."
by orangejuicecool December 16, 2025
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Basil Burger

A statement or remark made by a person that is illogical, nonsensical, or nonsensical due to a lack of thoughtful consideration or understanding. Typically, the phrase is used to describe something said in the heat of the moment or without any rational processing.
"You know, that guy just said we should drive to the moon because it's closer than the grocery store. What a total Basil Burger."
by The Verbiary Dictionary December 27, 2025
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Basil

A beautiful, compassionate person who has trouble expressing themselves. They care a lot about you if you're close to them, but are very aggressive with the things they say. Although, they don't mean it. They have amazing brown hair and lovely brown eyes, and even though they may not believe it - they're very attractive and appealing. They're very logical, but can be energetic - even though they may not like it. They bring the energy in a room up, and makes everyone happy but they don't realise it. They don't want to hurt anyone they care about. You are lucky if you have someone like Basil.
Person 1: Woah! Is that Basil?!
Person 2: Yeah, they're so cool - aren't they?
Person 1: I agree.
by solieon November 23, 2021
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Basil

An overall nice person. He’s sweet and funny! He is definitely a water chicken.
Did you meet Basil? He’s so sweet.
by thecovensystem November 23, 2021
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Majahnik Basile

The funniest smartest and coolest person to walk this planet.The jamal from on my block of the friend group.The multipurpose friend.
My child aspires to be "Majahnik Basile" when he/she grows up
by bombasticsideeye March 19, 2023
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