Bartatua

fucking and fucking

Bartatua is both fucking and fucking

by Ahnold November 4, 2003

thomas bartle-selby

A person who pretends to be sick to get out of school

Person 1- “OMG someone’s been sick”
Person 2- “ oh it’s only Thomas bartle-Selby”

by Big peepee123 September 29, 2019

Bartolo Colon

With pure association to a Brush Back, the remains left in the bottom of the toilet, as well as floating in the water, curly brown pieces of shit and pubic hair after taking a high velocity, popping turd. Hence, looks like the skin color and hair of Major League, Cy Young award pitcher "Bartolo Colon."

After getting brushed back, I looked down and found Bartolo Colon floating face up in the bottom of my toilet.

by King Sulphur May 25, 2006

Laura Bartley

The Coolest Person Out
Shes awesomely Awesome
Never Find Anyone Better
People Seem To Like Her Because Shes Polite And Rarely Late

Laura Bartley Coversation Nathan:Hey Man,Do You Know Who The Coolest Person Out Is
Jake:Yeah Man,Duh Obviously Its Laura Bartley,Have You Met Her?
Nathan:No,But I Heard She Likes Buttertarts

by Laurabartley October 20, 2008

Bartatua

i'll blast the fuck out of any fuck that fucks with the fuck.

bartatua is both fucking and fucking

by prp November 4, 2003

barthlemess

barthlemess is the most awesome name anyone could hope to have. it means Sex. If you come across someone with Barthlemess in their name, theyre obviously sexy and great at sex.

me and Barthlemess had great sex last night

by Canadian Bacon B September 9, 2007

Bartle Doo

The most idiotic, useless, moronic shitcoin ever conceived.

Bartle Doo is useless.
Bartle Doo is valueless.
Bartle Doo is risky.
Bartle Doo has no team.
Bartle Doo has no roadmap.
Bartle Doo has no utility.
I bought it anyway.

by MobyWanKenobi August 8, 2022