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Jean Baptiste Point DuSable Lake Shore Drive

Jean Baptiste Point DuSable Lake Shore Drive is slang for Lysergic acid diethylamide or LSD.
Blaine is coming to the city from Naperville and has 7 tabs of Jean Baptiste Point DuSable Lake Shore Drive. Lets take them, ditch Blaine and head to the Adler Planetarium and trips balls.
by Quicky312 October 8, 2021
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Kanye Baptism

The act of listening to all of Kanye's albums in order, no listening to any other music during your Kanye baptism.
Person 1: Did you do your Kanye Baptism to prepare for Donda 2?
Person 2: Yea, it took me two weeks but im officially a kanyist now
by kanyefan2004 February 18, 2022
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southern baptist desecration

The new and improved term for the southern baptist convention; adopted pursuant to the scandalous, irreverant, systemic and criminal mis-management of sexually abusive clergy.
Hey, how about those catholic kid fuckers? They should be burned for that shit!
Better be careful about throwing stones; the southern baptist desecration comes pretty close.
What????
by YAWA May 23, 2022
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Alaskan Baptism

When a girl squirts in your face when ur eating her out aka Alaskan baptism
“Yo this girl just gave me a Alaskan baptism
by Weldzy cigs September 15, 2023
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The New York Baptism

When in New York City, while it is raining and you are standing on a corner; a NYC Taxi passes by and splashes water from a large puddle onto you- soaking over 20% of your clothes.
I wasn't sure I was gonna make it in NYC until I received The New York Baptism.
by Toliman April 21, 2018
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Westboro Baptist Church

The WBC is a wretched hive of scum and villainy, they are loathsome vermin who cast a vile light on mainstream Christianity. Some people even associate them with other Christians (see WBC-itis), although it's important to note that the WBC rejects, and is rejected by, all other denominations. They claim that God hates, while other Christian denominations teach that God loves exclusively.

People call them a hate group that opposes homosexuals. In fact, they're so much more than that. In their demented minds, everyone who isn't a member of their church is either a "fag" or "fag enabler" with absolutely no exceptions. Everyone but them is going straight to hell, and God hates everyone but them.

Not only do they celebrate and disrupt the funerals of homosexuals, but they also do the same for members of the American Military who are killed in action. The irony, of course, is that the American Military are the very reason that these asswipes have the First Amendment right to spew their disgusting hate speech everywhere, and therefore they owe the military an enormous debt of gratitude, as do we all.
The Westboro Baptist Church is perhaps the sickest and most evil group that operates within the law in this day and age. They are a putrid, infected, cancerous pustule on our great country.

At the exact opposite end of the spectrum is the FFRF, or Freedom From Religion Foundation, who seek to ban religion, and mock those who believe. Frankly, it's a shame that we can't throw these two extremist hate groups into an arena until they all end up killing each other.
by klopek007 March 3, 2010
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baptist

right-wing christian wackballs who believe the bible is the literal word of god. there are many different kinds of baptist, all claiming that they are the true ones going to heaven, because they believe one minuscule detail that some other kind doesnt, and that other kind is going to hell. pretty messed up, but can be really nice people. don't get that the bible's stories can all be translated metaphorically to represent larger things in life.
Baptist: "well, in the bible, some children are stoned to death because they disobey their orders, so i guess we should all stone jimmy for forgetting to do the kitty litter last night..."
by Al Tyryklyvay July 3, 2008
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