Dirty Baldwin

You grab your partner, most of the time a male and super glue their mouth to your right testicle and shove your dick in their left eye socket, and then initiate in a helicopter spin and inject semen into their eye making them eternally horny.

A forbidden art usually used in the realms of Brian Baldwins testicles.

Damn, that nigga did a forbidden Dirty Baldwin?

by PalmerProphet913598q70946274-9 October 20, 2023

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Baldwin Blank

When you have a hot fart in the chamber and your not sure if its really a fart or your gonna shart your pants

" I got hit with a sneezing fit and I had a Baldwin blank in the chamber, luckily I didnt shit myself"

by Mr.Bellagio February 1, 2024

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Alec Baldwin

When a man has a failed vasectomy.

Laird, had an Alec Baldwin & now his wife has a surprised fourth child coming.

by Jdl September 18, 2022

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baldwin

V. 'to baldwin' A form of pyrrhic victory where an individual partially causes something really bad to happen such as a death and they avoid the worst of the consequences but it overall remains a bad situation.

N. Refers to the victory in the above situation itself.

Also 'baldwinner': Refers to the individual who caused the baldwin to occur.

The milkman got distracted at the wheel and baldwined into the mother of four.

by LSLSO January 7, 2022

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A Baldwin

When you jerking off as a joke and it accidentally goes off.

I was going to prank my wife this morning by acting like I was wanking one out. Low and behold I ended up giving her a Baldwin mid thigh. Oops my bad! 😉

by Dingle5884 May 31, 2022

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