baked mistake

When your high as shit and you start making mistakes in conversations or your actions such as putting the milk in the pantry and the cereal in the fridge.
Person 1: Bro I cant believe it’s already the end of December.
Person 2: Fym, its December 4th bro.
Person 1: Oh shit my bad, I meant the end of the year, just another baked mistake.
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Flake and Bake

When you have a stoner friend who flakes out on you to go get stoned by themselves or with other stoners.
We were going to hang out but he'll probably just flake and bake... again.
by philia summer February 18, 2012
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Baked Deuce

Matt is notorious for leaving a stench in the bathroom when he takes a baked deuce.
by Randy Felcher June 19, 2011
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Pasta Baking

Masturbating, wanking etc.

A slang term that can be used in place of the word 'masturbating'.

Sounds similar to masturbating, but can be used as a code word in situations where you wouldn't want someone else to know what you were really doing.
Josh: Hey, why weren't you at the cheese and wine night the other day?

Henry: Sorry mate, couldn't come, I was busy pasta baking.
by Italian Pasta Baker October 27, 2009
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Bake A Wicked

Geordie phrase used in multiple contexts to mean:

a. Leaving promptly.
b. 'whatever'
c. an expletive
a. Ben: This bar is fookin' crap like, a wanna leave.
Steve: aye man, let's bake a wicked!

b. q: whadda us wanna do tonight like?
a: bake a wicked mate!
a: alreet let's get blotto!

c. q: ah look mate, sunderland ave scored!
a: fook, bake a wicked.
by boredgeordie October 2, 2006
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Blanket Bake

Smoking an excessive amount of marijuana underneath a held down blanket creating a hotbox effect.
Guy 1: Last night I got really high in my bed
Guy 2: Really? How?
Guy 1: I blanket baked. All the smoke was chilling right by my face.
Guy 2: Damn, that must have been an insane hotbox.
by LilErt May 27, 2018
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Baked Browne

The state of being so high that you ascend munchies and become an enigma
Someone creamed all over my bathtub and shit on my pants last night, that, or i was just baked browne
by SeatyMuff April 13, 2019
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