When your high as shit and you start making mistakes in conversations or your actions such as putting the milk in the pantry and the cereal in the fridge.
Person 1: Bro I cant believe it’s already the end of December.
Person 2: Fym, its December 4th bro.
Person 1: Oh shit my bad, I meant the end of the year, just another baked mistake.
Person 2: Fym, its December 4th bro.
Person 1: Oh shit my bad, I meant the end of the year, just another baked mistake.
by Adrian’s Random Definition’s December 8, 2021

When you have a stoner friend who flakes out on you to go get stoned by themselves or with other stoners.
by philia summer February 18, 2012

To get high while taking a shit.
by Randy Felcher June 19, 2011

Masturbating, wanking etc.
A slang term that can be used in place of the word 'masturbating'.
Sounds similar to masturbating, but can be used as a code word in situations where you wouldn't want someone else to know what you were really doing.
A slang term that can be used in place of the word 'masturbating'.
Sounds similar to masturbating, but can be used as a code word in situations where you wouldn't want someone else to know what you were really doing.
Josh: Hey, why weren't you at the cheese and wine night the other day?
Henry: Sorry mate, couldn't come, I was busy pasta baking.
Henry: Sorry mate, couldn't come, I was busy pasta baking.
by Italian Pasta Baker October 27, 2009

Geordie phrase used in multiple contexts to mean:
a. Leaving promptly.
b. 'whatever'
c. an expletive
a. Leaving promptly.
b. 'whatever'
c. an expletive
a. Ben: This bar is fookin' crap like, a wanna leave.
Steve: aye man, let's bake a wicked!
b. q: whadda us wanna do tonight like?
a: bake a wicked mate!
a: alreet let's get blotto!
c. q: ah look mate, sunderland ave scored!
a: fook, bake a wicked.
Steve: aye man, let's bake a wicked!
b. q: whadda us wanna do tonight like?
a: bake a wicked mate!
a: alreet let's get blotto!
c. q: ah look mate, sunderland ave scored!
a: fook, bake a wicked.
by boredgeordie October 2, 2006

Guy 1: Last night I got really high in my bed
Guy 2: Really? How?
Guy 1: I blanket baked. All the smoke was chilling right by my face.
Guy 2: Damn, that must have been an insane hotbox.
Guy 2: Really? How?
Guy 1: I blanket baked. All the smoke was chilling right by my face.
Guy 2: Damn, that must have been an insane hotbox.
by LilErt May 27, 2018

Someone creamed all over my bathtub and shit on my pants last night, that, or i was just baked browne
by SeatyMuff April 13, 2019
