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by Andrew Blake Winegarden January 14, 2019
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Selective Autism

Selective Autism is the act of choosing to ignore sarcasm and nuance for the sole purpose of feigning outrage.
Social Justice Warrior: I have a friend who babysits for a couple with an autistic kid, and I find your use of the term "Selective Autism" to be very insensitive.
by FrogLegStew May 1, 2019
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Autism on a stick

Some would say randomly ayo jack you got autism on a tick which means you are a make a wish kid sitting on stick wondering how you get rid of the illness autism
Ayooo Aaron you got autism on a stick

Aaron was very depressed cutting him self while

He was still trying to figure out how to get rid of his make a wish illness to this day sadly
by Dickhead mcfucknuts December 8, 2021
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Angry Autism

When somebody is having an autism attack and they suddenly starts getting angry at you for no reason
Normal Person: "Hey stop being an Angry Autism"
Autistic Person: "NO U FAGTARD!!!"
by McSkilletFan21 September 24, 2018
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autism steamroller

A sensory device that autistic kids go into
Charl was overwhelmed so he used the autism steamroller
by RhythmicEyes May 12, 2023
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situational autism

When someone suddenly becomes unable to function in select situations. Typically around a celebrity or an attractive woman.
Tom: So, as I was saying, this new stimulus bill...
(Attractive woman walks in)
Tom: ummmmmm
Hot Chick: Excuse me?
John: Sorry, Tom suffers from situational autism.
by tom.van May 2, 2010
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accidental autism

When you mess up so bad it makes you sound autistic
Tim had an accidental autism moment when he told the Chick-fil-A employee he wanted a cheese burger.
by Jrvencill November 23, 2017
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