autism steamroller

A sensory device that autistic kids go into

Charl was overwhelmed so he used the autism steamroller

by RhythmicEyes May 12, 2023

TikTok autism

Autism faked on the internet for attention. Everyday behavior becomes a series of quirky symptoms. The goal is to feel special or escape responsibility. See also: neurodivergence.

A: Does she actually have autism autism?
B: No, TikTok autism.

by Urbanscholar834 August 3, 2023

Autism Jeans

An informal slang term that Refers to the notion that autistic people, or people on the spectrum in general, are more likely to wear jeans if given the choice. jeans may be substituted with khakis given the circumstance.

Guy 1: hey, I talked to the guy you wanted me to yesterday, are you sure he's autistic? seems fine to me.
Guy 2: I've been around him for a while, trust me. The dude stims a ton, can't take a hint to save himself, and is more than willing to talk your day off about Union Pacific trains if you give him the chance. He's even got the autism jeans to match.

by mr_klikbait September 26, 2023

Autism Chat

A chat including: Taihan, Chrystal, Cookie, Ka, Alcatraz, Isabelle, Charlie, Gonzo, Viper, Arzo, Razor, And the Rest of Taihan's wanna-be thugs. (Viper actually pretty gangsta tho)

Alcatraz: Who the hell changed the chat name
Ka: Taihan
Taihan: Go fuck yourself
Viper: Both of yall shut the fuck up aint nobody wanna hear yall
Cookie: JoIN mEH
Isabelle: Who the hell put me in this chat
Charlie: Idk anyone here except Taihan
Alcatraz: Taihan <Insert task for him to do>
Taihan: -cries-
Cookie: -le slap with sandal-
Arzo: da fuck
Gonzo: Tuff life Rex xD
Taihan: SHUT THE FUCK UP GONZ
Cookie: LaNgUaGe TaIhAn
Taihan: Sowwy mama
Cookie: STOP CALLING ME MAMA
Taihan: Oki Mama :>
Cookie : . . .
Cookie -3-
Note: This is an example of the shit that goes on in the Autism Chat

by ZypherCreator May 24, 2020

Angry Autism

When somebody is having an autism attack and they suddenly starts getting angry at you for no reason

Normal Person: "Hey stop being an Angry Autism"
Autistic Person: "NO U FAGTARD!!!"

by McSkilletFan21 September 24, 2018

situational autism

When someone suddenly becomes unable to function in select situations. Typically around a celebrity or an attractive woman.

Tom: So, as I was saying, this new stimulus bill...
(Attractive woman walks in)
Tom: ummmmmm
Hot Chick: Excuse me?
John: Sorry, Tom suffers from situational autism.

by tom.van May 2, 2010

accidental autism

When you mess up so bad it makes you sound autistic

Tim had an accidental autism moment when he told the Chick-fil-A employee he wanted a cheese burger.

by Jrvencill November 23, 2017