You are attacked by life when anything and everything that could go wrong, does go wrong because you're one cursed motherfucker.
Abeey walked down the street and was attacked by a dog, pissed on by a tramp and walked into a lamppost. That bitch is attacked by life
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Get the Like Attacked mug.A non-sexual attraction to a musician (of your own sex) and their music to the point where you have developed great admiration and an unhealthy obsession. Every time their music comes on, you start listening to the music, their voice included if they're a vocal artist, no matter whats going on, and it starts to make you feel good, even in the worst times.
Joe: Hey Frank, you like Elton John?
Frank: Elton John! I love all his songs, he's so awesome! No joke, I have a Homomusical attraction to him. He's the man.
Joe: All right bro, chill.
Frank: Elton John! I love all his songs, he's so awesome! No joke, I have a Homomusical attraction to him. He's the man.
Joe: All right bro, chill.
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