asshole

A person who commonly says or does stupid things, often in the wrong context.

After they broke up he went out and celebrated. What an asshole!

by Bowslayer September 5, 2008

asshole

a complete dick usually named Jordan or David
likes to think hes a playa but gots no game!

"dude did you see what that asshole did!"
'yeah i think his name is jordan/david'

by asianessandwhiteness August 22, 2009

asshole

1. A douchebag
2. The part of your body that makes you feel guilty when you get pleasure from touching it during masturbation

1. My boss is a complete asshole
2. help me /b/, does this make me gay?

by $chan March 13, 2009

asshole

Anyone on Urban Dictionary who votes thumbs down to my definition of an asshole, which is the following: Dick Cheney, George W. Bush, Donald Rumsfeld

I can't believe some people voted thumbs down. What a bunch of right-wing, fascist assholes!

by Vibesman November 10, 2009

asshole

Someone who really gets on your nerves all the time.

Diner: Hey kid, do you get many tips, the speed you work at? Didn't think so.
Waiter: Stop being such an asshole!

by DudeWho'sJustABitNuts October 23, 2006

asshole

The dude that sits down next to you in some type of public setting (ie a public bus) and smells like he took a bath in Axe body spray, talking on his cell phone about this bitch he fucked last night, and eating some type of food very loudly and chewing with his mouth open. Also can be known as a douchebag

This asshole was sitting next to me on the bus yesterday, he reeked!

by iwillnotgetbutthurt April 4, 2013

asshole

Pewdiepie

Pewdiepie is an asshole

by smertieboi February 21, 2019