asshole

A person who commonly says or does stupid things, often in the wrong context.

After they broke up he went out and celebrated. What an asshole!

by Bowslayer September 5, 2008

asshole

a complete dick usually named Jordan or David
likes to think hes a playa but gots no game!

"dude did you see what that asshole did!"
'yeah i think his name is jordan/david'

by asianessandwhiteness August 22, 2009

asshole

1. A douchebag
2. The part of your body that makes you feel guilty when you get pleasure from touching it during masturbation

1. My boss is a complete asshole
2. help me /b/, does this make me gay?

by $chan March 13, 2009

asshole

Anyone on Urban Dictionary who votes thumbs down to my definition of an asshole, which is the following: Dick Cheney, George W. Bush, Donald Rumsfeld

I can't believe some people voted thumbs down. What a bunch of right-wing, fascist assholes!

by Vibesman November 10, 2009

asshole

Someone who really gets on your nerves all the time.

Diner: Hey kid, do you get many tips, the speed you work at? Didn't think so.
Waiter: Stop being such an asshole!

by DudeWho'sJustABitNuts October 23, 2006

asshole

Pewdiepie

Pewdiepie is an asshole

by smertieboi February 21, 2019

asshole

A person who possesses a gallon of grain alcohol infused riot juice for a longer period of time than that which is deemed appropriate.

Steph is such an asshole.

by Squids Phillips November 21, 2011