aspiflicated

The state of being excessively drunk, Inebriate, Shit faced.

Whenever I get aspiflicated something horrible happens; I end up naked, puking in the bushes, with writing on my face, almost drown in the neighbors kiddie pool, and with no recollection of how I ended up in Arbys the next morning.

by JackT January 1, 2006

New Aspect Director

New Aspect Director is the creative,writer and director on various productions local to Ireland. Although relatively unknown,New Aspect Director can be found online and certain social networking sites such as Bebo and youtube. Will usually aid people if in need of help in different areas of media.

Yo you should give a shout out to New Aspect Director. He might give you a helping hand in your movie shit.

by SporticusM April 23, 2009

aspen diet

When you lose weight while on the "snow", or cocaine.

Damn, is Lily on the aspen diet? She is looking like a toothpick!

by deerdles November 6, 2007

Aspasia

From Greek ; the most beautiful girl in the world, like her mother.
Also a greek goddess.

She's like Aspasia in the breeze

by Crawley3 February 20, 2009

Aspie

This term is an affectionate nickname for those with Asperger's syndrome. It was the idea of parents/relatives of aspies.

Aspies are healthy mentally, their brain's just wired a different way.

I am an Aspie. That is, a person with asperger's syndrome. Some of the definitions on asperger's on here are questionable at best, at worst, so ignorant as to be offensive.

Someone who claims to be an aspie ((the one that mentions a pill about the size of a tic-tac)) would be more believable had they omitted the clause of it being made up.

by Walking Talking Dictionary September 11, 2006

Asperger's Syndrome

Asperger’s Syndrome (AS) is a neurodevelopmental condition related to the autism spectrum. Affected individuals (usually of normal or above average intelligence, capable of intense focus, strong attention to detail, painstaking adherence to policies and procedures, unorthodox problem-solving and high productivity in the areas of their interests and aptitudes) are prone to motor coordination impairments, sensory oversensitivities, have difficulty interacting socially along “unwritten rules”, reading nonverbal language or navigating workplace politics, may prefer solitary activities and are often viewed as eccentric. As a tragic result, many end up un- or underemployed and on the receiving end of prejudice , bullying , negative stereotyping, harassment and discrimination.

Here's a victory story about a SoCal woman with Asperger's Syndrome who stood firm and fought a good fight -- and won her case against an employer! It's people like this who make life better for Aspies who are not able to break through on their own, who rely on others to carve a path that they can follow. I'm grateful for those with the ability to make a difference such as this woman has done. Just read. It will warm the cockles of your heart and make this Thanksgiving Day better!

http://
bullyinginstitute.org/
bbstudies/astrial.html

by blahster September 5, 2008

Aspergia

Basically a shorter way to say "Asperger's Community". This is often confused with uneducated dipshits (i.e. The person who wrote the definition below, MickeyMouse7) as the disorder itself.

MickeyMouse7: ASPERGIA IS A FAKE DISORDER!

Intelligent Aspie: Actually, 'Aspergia' is a slang term for the Asperger's Community, not the disorder.

MickeyMouse7: I DON'T CARE! IT'S STILL A FAKE DISORDER! HURR DURR!

Intelligent Aspie: ...but brain scans, psychological tests, even autopsies have proven that Asperger's Syndrome is a real disorder.

MickeyMouse7: WHY SHOULD I BELIEVE WHAT SCIENCE HAS TO SAY? LOGIC AND REASON IS JUST AS FAKE AS ASSBURGERS! HURR DURR HERPHERPHERPHERP DUUUUURRR!

by Enemy_of_Ignorance December 2, 2011