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Arse-piece

Arse-piece, can be used as and alternative to arsehole or asshole. The word originated from deep in the heart of Glasgow. Although its specific origin is still unknown, arse-piece is believed to have descended from the word ring piece, and is used as a term to refer to someone annoying or pesky.
Malcy: Haw! Arse-piece, yer baws are oan fire!

Georgie: Ta sherlock!

English translation

Malcolm: You there! Arse-piece, your testicles are alight!

George: Thanks Sherlock
by Jonsey-boy-live December 14, 2010
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badger's arse

A person with unfortunate looks.

A bad hangover from over indulgence in either alchohol or substances.
"She has a face like a Badger's Arse!"

"Man, I feel rough as a Badger's Arse"
by JParry June 20, 2007
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Shooty Arse

A pain in your anus so painful that you think you are dead for the couple of seconds that it lasts for
Mate! I thought i had actually died at work today! I got shooty arse sat at my desk, I made a loud yelp!
by Jacksie09 July 4, 2015
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arse car

also known as the furry creature "aska," an arse car wears a wig and likes to pretend that he's in omori
arse car! stop pretending to be mari by falling down the stairs, that's so furry of you!
by Velociraptor Eater November 30, 2022
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Duck arsed

When a cigerette or joint is made wet by the mouth of the previous toker when passed around.

From the saying "as wet as a duck's arse", usually performed by inexperienced or intoxicated smokers.
Guy1: "There you go man."
Guy2: "Thanks."
...
Guy2: "Eurgh, dude. You've fucking duck arsed this thing."
by hyphon2k8 February 22, 2009
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Arse Carrots

When one goes to a farmers market or large supermarket with the intention of buying large quantities of long, skinny, withered looking cheap carrots. The soul intention of this purchase is not to make a stew or soup, but to place the carrots up one's rectum for self pleasure. Each carrot needs to be placed in the garbage after one use, hence why large quantities are purchased.
"Hey Stuart whats with that large bag of carrots you have just bought?. Are you making a lovely carrot soup this evening?"

"No Steve, these carrots are not of a high quality, so soup is out of the question. I have bought these to I can insert them in my bottom"

"Ohh I see, I must remember to get some Arse Carrots myself when I am next at the Supermarket"
by El_Web October 24, 2012
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Tear-arsing

Paul was tear-arsing down the hill on his bicycle
by Ikeweb June 10, 2016
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