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My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead- murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time - something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man.
My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead- murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time - something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man.
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Arrested Development

Adj. Describes a state of socio-psychological growth in which the victim has ceased to progress socially and intellectually.
Quoting every line of the Dukes of Hazzard is a warning sign of Arrested Development.
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arrogant

When a person is led to believe that they are in some way more superior to everybody else. Pride is fine up until a point, but as soon as you believe that you are in some special way better than everybody else, you become a dickhead.
Pretty much everybody on UrbanDictionary.com (including me) is arrogant.
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Cardiac Arrest

A very serious medical emergency, where the circulation of the blood stops due to your heart stopping. This lack of oxygen being pumped through vital organs such as the brain through the blood cells results in loss of consciousness.

If left too long to be treated, the person suffering caridac arrest will soon die. Immediate treatment usually results in a recovery. Such treatment includes CPR and Defibrillation.

Symptoms can include fatigue, breathlessness, fainting and a nearly undetectable pulse.
1. The doctor's face looked grim as he turned to the wife of the recently deceased man to break the news that he had died from Cardiac Arrest.

2. After suffering dizzyness, the man collapsed; he was going into Cardiac Arrest.
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Green Arrow

The greatest superhero ever. He's a total bad-ass that dresses like Robin Hood and has a mustache that puts Ned Flanders to shame. His weapon of choice is a bow and arrow. He is know to be a lady's man. I've heard rumors that he's slept with over 350 woman, and over 25 guys. That's pretty damn cool if you ask me.
Guy #1: Hey, what're ya reading?
Guy #2: Oh, nothing. Just a fucking Green Arrow comic!
Guy #1: Oh.
Guy #2: Yep............so, wanna toss my salad?
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Broken Arrow Band

An enormous amalgamation of raptor-tastic talent that quite possibly consists of robots, not humans. Broken Arrow Band guard girls tend to melt when you douse them with water. Broken Arrow Bands are not known for a short or hot temper, but let it be known that if you do anything to piss them off, they have the numbers to do anything they want to you.
"I stole a plume from a Broken Arrow Band!"

"Great job. They tipped our buses over, dumbass."

"Well, a Broken Arrow Band has the numbers to do that, you know."
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mouse arrest

"That's it, you are under mouse arrest mister!" - Your mom after discovering your pornfolio
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