Armoring the hooker

Creating a mess or confusion

Yesterday Antonio was armoring the hooker in the pub.

by Alfred Barbosa February 5, 2020

Squishy armor

Metal, armor, chains, or scales tattooed on one's body to make one appear to be tougher than one actually is. The process does not make one's skin tougher, but tends to actually tenderize the muscles, having an adverse effect on the relative toughness of the skin.

The bouncer looked tough, but we noticed it was mostly just the squishy armor all over his arms.

by batlrar October 18, 2012

Philistine Armor

The protective covering on the head of the penis, also known as the foreskin.

My ex wanted me to get circumcised; but I stood firm. I will give up my Philistine Armor for NO ONE!!!

by AhrimanicSon February 22, 2023

Plot Armor

A term used in Rizzology meaning : to successfully complete a mission or a goal with a girl by a underlying factor that stands to peak her interest in y’all advancing

Fam, me and her both capricorns she almost love off that alone , that plot armor came in handy

by Mr Freakahoe September 10, 2022

A shite in nylon armor

That guy in the office who really gets under your skin, the one to whom you would have the pleasure of gifting a right-hook.

-"Hey, do you want some milk?"
-"Is it soya? I only drink soya.."
-"..F**K YOU!!"

-" That is the last time I offer milk to 'A shite in nylon armor'"

by Truth teller 118 March 13, 2011

dih armor

that shi that protects yo dih from babihs in yo bihs tummih. (and stds)

Son, make sure you throw on some dih armor before you hit that.

by puh-eatah July 30, 2025

victim armor

any disorder, trait, characteristic, attribute, feature, or other detail invoked with the intention of portraying one as a victim in an attempt to render them irreproachable

Stop trying to use your diagnosis as victim armor, it still won't excuse your behavior!

by Gaius315 May 29, 2025