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Argument Hawk

A person who is completely right in a situation, but acts toxic for no reason or stretches an argument longer to make themselves look smart.
“As James was verbally attacked by the argument hawk, he screamed at the man.”
“ Theo? That argument hawk?
by An average Grian fan August 29, 2022
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Argument Sandwich

When two people you are friends with get into an argument with each other, and they both want you to believe their side of the story.
Hey, Dave and Kate broke up. Yeah, they both messaged me about it and I don’t know who to believe. I’m in a bit of an Argument Sandwich right now man.
by EliasCoyote May 3, 2024
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Cold-Fire Argument

A regular argument in which the general topic at hand is unimportant but is still treated as if it actually is in some aspect, usually by the person/people who initially sparked the conversation in the first place. In most cases Cold-Fire Arguments get extremely heated for no other reason for the sake of the discourse rather than the actual topic.
"Why did we even decide to go along with that whole conversation last night? We got nowhere I ended with a shitty feeling afterward."

"It was a Cold-Fire Argument, that's why."
by Slimebacker January 18, 2022
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Waffle Argument

When a sentence is completely twisted or invented during an argument.
Essentially putting words in someone elses mouth to make them look bad or make yourself look better.
Person A: "I love pancakes!"

Person B: "So you hate waffles?!"

Person A: "No, stop using waffle arguments. That is a completely different sentence from what I said."
by Tomentos July 24, 2024
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Argument

Then, how did he celebrate Christmas Michael?
Hym "That's called 'No True Scottsman Fallacy' Michael. What you were going to say in response to that question. 'No True Scottsman Fallacy' Mike. That's also not an argument. So, he doesn't believe in Christ... And he celebrated Christmas any... So it isn't an option... It's a demonstrably True statement. Michael... Michael... If it isn't an incest cult, where did all the people come from? You have Adam... And you have Eve... We know how babies are made... How did you multiply 2 people into 9 billion? Incest. What do you call two people who share the same set of parents? Siblings."
by Hym Iam December 23, 2024
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Argument from motion

Oh hey, that kind of sounds like my thing! Is that really an Aristotle thing! Ha! Wow! I am, like, up there (intellectually) aren't I? Damn. A genius after his time!
Hym "The argument from motion? I didn't even know that was a thing! I should read some Aristotle..."
by Hym Iam December 18, 2023
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SM Argument

SM (Sunny (and) Mari) Argument made by Omocat.

Explanation: One of the Accidental Murder arguments EVER made.

Deciphered:
Please note that it is 40% deciphered;
Search Sunny Argument on YT (Youtube) and go on the OMORI word starting one.

The argument video has a 30% chance of being real. The year was 1988, explaining the distortion (Omocat MADE the distortion.).

The audio itself and distortion comes from the game "OMORI" which is made by the same developer of SM Argument, Omocat.

OMORI is based-off of Omocat's experiences of Nikki, etc. (Nikki is second name.).
One of the MOST Accidental Murder arguments EVER made is SM Argument.
by themafaka January 30, 2024
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