Andres 

A guy that everyone thinks is the most innocent of the group but is really the most sexual one and gets all the girls. Despite his sexual drive he has a tiny penis, often ranging from 1 - 2 inches. He would usually have a girlfriend (with a name like Eve) who he would send incredibly large text messages to. His friends would mock him for it by saying they look like essays.

Oh look at that innocent guy, he's such an Andres.

Me: Who's that guy hanging out with all the girls?

Friend: Oh, that's Andres, he's with his friends from choir.

Andres by basicallyadictionary February 11, 2019

Andres 

He works at a smoothie place and plays guitar. He doesn’t get a lot of girls but he always has at least one girl completely in love with him.

That’s the Andres, the boy you like? He looks so much worse in person.

Andres by HasMoreWisdomThanUrWisdomTeeth February 24, 2019

Andres 

His psn is McLovn_1 and he loves sweaty balls.

His instagram is AndresSantillan

Andres by fucknoodles February 27, 2019

Andres 

Stupid nerdneck who is so bad at everything

Andres is so stupid

Andres by Ultra-pro March 8, 2019

Andres 

Andres is an unique creature. It can be set apart from other species by it's tendency to be extremely homosexual. Like for example he likes to touch other guys's thighs and moan very loudly. He lives in the sewers of Detroit and eats dead fetuses.

Kren: OMG, did #Andres really rape those kids?
Spencer: Yeah, I think so, but did he only rape kids?
Kren: Nah, I got BUTTRAPED too :'(
Eric: SOOO sad

Andres by Bobby Westside March 30, 2019

Andres 

Andrés is a baby boys name the name andres comes form Spain and it means brave,manly,sweet and much more you will be super lucky is your have an andres in your life as a friend or boyfriend. If you have them as your boyfriend your will learn so much form him your not going to stop laughing your going to be super happy every day

Andres is the best

Andres by Andres0405 April 11, 2019

Andres 

Has a sexy mustache typically wears glasses still a virgin likes to wear all colors of shirts used to stutter lost the super to red on will now has wavy hair likes mom jeans but only when someone else is wearing them and is typically know as that one kid and likes to do stuff sometimes

Hey do you know that one kid?

You mean andres yeah

Andres by Lil error April 16, 2019