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Alphabet Bandit

Fred went to the LGBTQIA march. Those alphabet bandits have taken 27% of the alphabet as their own.
by Tony Button November 25, 2019
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alphabet snap

An alphabet snap is the lesser known name for the snaps that occasionally fall at the end of an intense sentence. The commonly known "Z-snap" happens to be just one of 26 alphabet snaps.
Other favorites include the "V-snap" where the hand makes a "V" in the air while snapping once at the base and again at the tip of the "V." At this point, the snapper looks up in the direction of the snap as if the line continues into the sky. The longer they stare, the more intense the snap. This snap says "you don't even know what just happened." At this point, it is appropriate for the snapper to get up and walk away to revel in their glory. The snappee is left in a state of total mindfuck.
The "W-snap" includes two hands. The hands start in the middle and and at the same time snap at the bottom two points and then again at the tips. When the snapper finishes he gives the snappee a look of utter pwnage. This snap says "you wish you didn't know what just happened!"
Person 1: *Performs a V-snap alphabet snap and looks into the air for 7 seconds as if his V was continuing forever, looks at Person 2, then walks away*
Person 2: *Dies*
by FoxyFunsies July 30, 2011
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Alphabet Brain

CNN, MSNBC, NPR, AP. A person with a worldview that is almost strictly made of information from the news networks listed above. Often easily offended while discussing politics or the economy.
Don't mention politics around the new hire Jim, she is super nice but has "alphabet brain".
by Larry V Hanbul August 10, 2023
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alphabet poop

there is poop in my (alphabet) soup!
P1: man i gatta go
P2: NO NOT THE-
P3: it seems your alphabet soup is now alphabet poop
P4: press F to pay respects
by yardardar April 5, 2021
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Alphabet Inc.

Alphabet - Company that owns Google.
P1: Yo Have you heard of that one company who owns Google?
P2: Yeah i think it was called...ABC?
P1: Close, it's Alphabet Inc.
P2: ohhh makes sense
P1: However Alphabet's Website is abc.xyz
by Gemmyyy July 28, 2021
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kundian alphabet

The Kundian Alphabet is used by Kundians in the Kundian Civilization
only true sigmas can learn the Kundian Alphabet
by the kundian May 21, 2023
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alphabetical laughter

When chatting on the internet you laugh so hard that rather than typing "lol" you randomly smash the keyboard and the result resembles something like hjdskfhkdfkdsj
(alphabetical laughter is commonly seen in a chatroom/private message setting)

guy 1: my dog just ate a box of crayons then left a rainbow in the neighbors yard...

guy 2: hdskjfhsdkfjhdsl
by lIl_Pandora_lIl July 24, 2015
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