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Alexandre

Alexandre is a very funny, kind, and quirky person. He cares about his friends and family and would do anything to protect them. He has dark hair, dark eyes, and a dark and dirty humour. He hangs out with the wackiest people on the planet but they are also the nicest people you will ever meet, one friend in particular is the weirdest and dumbest one ever, she is stupid, ugly, and good for nothing. He plays lots of rainbow six siege and is pretty good at it, way better than most people. If you ever get the chance to be friends with alexandre then your really lucky
Person 1: "I hope Alexandre is doing good today."
Person 2: "yeah he is, but he always hangs out with that stupid girl"
by A dumb girl December 16, 2019
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National harrass Alejandro day

Me-Hey Alejandro guess what day it is today
Alejandro-idk what is it
me- National harrass Alejandro day

( ・ิω・ิ)
by Miserable Cielo October 20, 2019
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Alexandria’s Genesis

Internet disease that isn’t real:

Alexandria’s Genesis-Purple Eyes

Φ Clear, silver-like purple eyes (after 1st birthday; deepen in color until onset of puberty)
Φ No facial or body hair growth beyond what was already there at birth
Φ Dark brown or black hair
Φ Shimmering white skin that resist tanning and burning
Φ Lack of menstruation cycle (in women)
Φ Highly evolved immune system (has been known to resist every disease known to man so far)
Φ Appear 5-20 years younger (after the age of 21, the aging process slows down greatly; it stops completely between the ages of 40-50)
Φ Long life span (ranges from 130-170 years)
Φ Perfect vision
Φ Never overweight (their metabolism prevents the gaining of too much fat a.k.a., partial lipodystophy)
Φ Well-developed and proportioned bodies
Φ Found mainly in women of Euro-American descent
Φ Women are the primary carriers of the mutation
Φ Children born from mothers with the mutation are also carriers
Φ Mutation remains active generation after generation
Φ Mutation grows stronger generation after generation

Source: blasianninjagoespow.tumblr.com
Person wearing purple contacts: I have Alexandria’s Genesis.

Everyone: no that’s fake
by urbandickshunfairy March 18, 2021
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alexandra mae

Alexandra mae is a very hot woman who always has banter and isn't afraid to say risky things

Shes also very leng and gets bare guys
Wow did you see that chick she's definitely and Alexandra mae
by K1TRAPPY September 5, 2021
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AleHANDJob

Another scene kid, like John Hock who has thousands of myspace friends and causes typical br00t4l drama.
Sarah: damn AleHANDJob got a new picture on myspace!
Sally: REALLY? omg no wai!!
by Amanda Barness March 24, 2009
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Alexandria

The most beautiful, caring, girl in the entire world. She always has a smile on her face and when she does it lights up the room. Her eyes are usually a light brown that you could stare into for hours and instantly fall in love with.
That Alexandria, is amazing.
by Kakow September 4, 2012
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Alexandra

The most beautiful girl in the world. She is super sexy and smart. Alexandra is the best friend you could ask for! She is bomb, hot as hell, and everyone loves her! She is a super good dancer and singer.
guy: dude that girl over there is the shit!

guy 2: oh yeah shes a total Alexandra!

guy: damn. shes hot.
by Allyson Brown November 10, 2010
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