AIDS

AIDS is an acronym for a medical condition known as "Asshole Invaders Death Syndrome." The condition is fatal, and is typically spread through anus to penis contact. Broadway musicals, Chrysler PT Cruisers, and lisping have also been linked to the disease. Symptoms of the illness include death. While there is currently no cure, the "Spread It If You Get It" (SIIYGI) movement has become increasingly popular in African populations.

Joe: Hey Jim, I bet if Africa had oil, people would give a shit about the AIDS epidemic there.

Jim: Yeah.

AIDS by Dr. Allen Grant, Ph.D. December 17, 2008

AIDS

a disease that has infected almost all of Africa

Q : Whats the only positive thing about Africa?
A : AIDS

AIDS by christy June 11, 2006

aids

Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome....or (not 2 b offensive) but people say "thats as gay as aids" or "thats so aids" when andgered or bored or disappointed.

Failing a test in pre calc. is SO0O0O AIDS!!!

aids by XxXnotsoemoXxX April 9, 2008

AIDS

Stands for Aquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome. FACT: AIDS were created by the government in order to scare the gay community into not being gay.

Guy 1: Hey, babe, what the hell are AIDS?

Guy 2: Idk, let's fuck though, I feel horny.

TEN MONTHS LATER...

Doctor: You tested positive for aids. (hides AIDS needle in process)

Guy 1 and 2: FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!

AIDS by Ain't nobody got time for dis! February 4, 2013

aids

YOU gonna die!!!!!

THAT BItCH GAVE ME THE AIDS

aids by ZOMBIE EDGEHEAD August 2, 2008

AIDS

Alcohol
Induced
Depression
Syndrome.

In other words, when one gets depressed under the effect of alcohol.

- Dude, Mary's crying for no reason!
- Don't worry, she has AIDS.
- She what?!
- Alcohol-induced depression syndrome.
- Ah, that's OK then.

AIDS by nariamod October 12, 2008

aids

A sexually spread disease.

What the hell? That gay Milos Lazich just gave my mum aids!!!

aids by Sammytheking May 10, 2006